I am deeply n<>rmal ab<>ut h<>t beverages and anyb<>dy t<> claim any different is a liar attempting t<> smear my name.
my m[oi]r[ai]l [i]s h[u]m[a]n [a]nd st[u]d[ie]s [ea]rth r[e]l[i]g[io]ns [a]s [a] h[o]bby [a]pp[a]r[e]ntly m[o]rm[o]ns [a]r[e] th[e]s[e] w[ei]rd s[a]l[e]m[e]n th[a]t kn[o]ck [o]n y[ou]r d[oo]r [a]nd [i]ns[i]st th[ei]r v[e]rs[io]n [o]f [a] r[e]l[i]g[io]n [i]s th[e] [o]nly r[i]ght v[e]rs[io]n b[u]t th[e]y b[e]l[ie]v[e] "h[o]t dr[i]nks" [a]r[e] [e]v[i]l [a]nd w[i]ll d[a]mn y[ou] t[o] [e]t[e]rn[a]l s[u]ff[e]r[i]ng [i]n th[e] [a]ft[e]rl[i]f[e] th[e]r[e] [i]s [o]ng[oi]ng d[e]b[a]t[e]s [o]n [i]f s[o]d[a] [i]s [a] "h[o]t dr[i]nk"
Excuse me? That s<>unds like s<>me incredibly wacky w<>rldbuilding f<>r a w<>rk <>f ficti<>n. N<>, I enj<>y h<>t beverages.
[o]h n[o] p[eo]pl[e] b[e]l[ie]v[e] [i]t [i]s f[u]lly r[ea]l [a]nd l[i]v[e] th[ei]r l[i]v[e]s l[i]k[e] th[i]s [u]nt[i]l th[e]y d[ie] [a]ll b[e]c[au]s[e] s[o]m[e] d[u]d[e] gr[e]w [u]p l[oo]k[i]ng [a]t r[o]cks [i]n h[i]s h[a]t [o]r s[o]m[e]th[i]ng
