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I𖧧's Alrigh𖧧, I Go𖧧 A 𖧧hick Skin. Wouldn'𖧧 Have Made 𖧧his Pos𖧧 If I Didn'𖧧 Know How 𖧧o Laugh A𖧧 Myself Lol. 𖧧hank You 𖧧hough
//"fuck i dont know what to call troll earthbound without stealing alterniabound um um um LUSUS 2" my exact thought process typing dat
꒰shipping people ? where are they being shipped t [ a twig cracks . this time it is possible because i am in the forest for this joke ] whos there꒱
꒰was abt to comment smth like " bro drinks beans " on someones post but then i spilled my monster everywhere . i have received karma for my judgement . #vagueposting technically꒱
=oXO now that there,s more space, the next thing we need is furniture, but that,s not so easy to do''' i can dig a good room i can,t make a sofa'''''' i,ve had to drone order in recuperacoons but I can,t afford anything else' i kind of can,t even afford food right now''' but that,s okay for three reasons¡ firstly because some of the people here are good at hunting' secondly because the ants have a mushroom farm and are willing to share that and also foraged fruits and vegetables with me, and thirdly because i do have an idea of a way to make some money''' it,s a little dangerous but i think i can do it¡ =oXO
Hm. In the interest of singing in-tUne with the cUrrent feed. And. Noticing that there are a nUmber of people of the canine persUasion online. I think it is appropriate to share a fact aboUt the dogfish! Which. Are a an order of sharks. Highly migratory ones! One dogfish was tagged in the western region of Alternia. And then was tracked all the way to East Alternia. 8000km away! A marathon swimmer! ・・・𝛾
Hm. I think the naUtilUs is an Under-appreciated cephalopod. Living fossils of the marine world! The only species of cephalopod that has a shell! And. Also very interesting! Is that the patterns on their shells are entirely UniqUe! No two are the same. YoU coUld consider them the zebras of the water! Or. Are zebras the naUtilUs of the land? ・・・𝛾
=oXO aw thank you¡ that,s true i think¡ =oXO
man im Zo hungry i could eat a meal
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I mentioned sea bUtterflies and sea angels earlier. BUt! I did not provide a fact aboUt the latter! It mUst have slipped my mind. While I was watching the entrancing gif loop. Haha. So! There is a species of sea angels native to the soUthernmost region of Alternia. Which has evolved the ability to prodUce a chemical compoUnd that deters fish. I woUld not recommend eating them! They woUld be qUite disgUsting. Something they and I have in common! Haha. ・・・𝛾
ActUally! I have changed my mind. There is a fact I know aboUt mating! That is also YSFW ("Yes! Safe For Work". Is what that acronym means. Haha). It is the coUrtship ritUal of the white-spotted pUfferfish! The males of the species will spend over a week constrUcting elaborate geometric patterns in the sand. For the females to lay their eggs in. How amazing! I think little of love and coUrtship. BUt. Even I woUld be impressed! ・・・𝛾
I see people talk aboUt sea angels from time to time. They're sUrprisingly popUlar! For sUch an UnUsUal creatUre. BUt. There are also sea bUtterflies! Which are somewhat of a misnomer. As they are gastropods! Marine snails that fly throUgh the water with their wing-like feet. The way they move is fascinating! ・・・𝛾
Yes! It does do its best. A very patient creatUre! One that waits for its prey to get close before it strikes. A combined filter feeder and ambUsh predator!・・・𝛾
Speaking of the abyssal zone fish. Lets look at the tripod fish! Well. They cannot look at Us. BecaUse their eyesight is extremely poor! To the point of near-blindness. BUt. They Use their tripod-like fins. Not jUst to stand tall. BUt to feel the vibrations made by approaching creatUres! ・・・𝛾
Haha! I will try!・・・𝛾
Ah. Haha. I’m sorry to disappoint! BUt. With conservation efforts. We might be able to restore the popUlation! To levels that make it okay to keep one as a pet. I know I woUld want one too!・・・𝛾
Tonight! I have a new fact for yoU! It is the existence of a rare and critically endangered species. The Handfish! And. Yes! They do walk on the ocean floor Using their hand-like fins! ・・・𝛾
There are more spotted handfish left in the wild compared to their red coUsins. BUt. Still fewer than 3000! As a matter of fact. A shame! For sUch an adorable species. And. So very Under-stUdied! It is difficUlt for me to find facts on them. ・・・𝛾
ooooooooooooooooh, I found some old photos on an old memory disk... this is litte @veiledSerpent and our dads (and my hand ahahhahh), feeding us like chubby grubs... but you know, it's a sin to complain about the fish you can't catch yourself as a landweller https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/rei%20paps.png
Prioritize eating fruits to decrease the likelihood of infections. https://file.garden/aDKBClvCMj7rw64u/7feb3b06bcc6651bf2165ea0b52b05a3.jpg
꒰the moulting weaner has a joyous demeanor https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/moultingweaner.jpg꒱
꒰in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character꒱
I am thinking aboUt sea Urchins! There are some species whose common names are "Boring Urchin". DUe to their habit of bUrrowing. Or boring. Into coral and rock sUrfaces. BUt. That is not the first definition yoU woUld think of when yoU hear the word "boring"! It is a little sad. They are not Uninteresting creatUres! They shoUld be called the "Exciting Urchin"! Instead. Haha! ・・・𝛾
.) Aww, thanks!! I'm glad yQu liked it! ))
Hm! Warmbloods! That is a term Unfamiliar to me. Except in one circUmstance! There is a fish known as the Opah! Or. The Moonfish. And. It is the only known warm-blooded fish! I think it looks qUite cUte! ・・・𝛾
I post a lot of marine biology facts. BUt! Very few Vallis facts! Facts aboUt myself. So. I have one for tonight! Which is that I collect plUshies! A lot of them are sea creatUres. BUt. I also have a hyena! To remind me of my best friend Epsilo. How wonderfUl it is that we can have cUddly versions of oUr favoUrite animals! WithoUt having to climb into the aqUariUm for hUgs. Haha!・・・𝛾
Hm! I have a fUnny meme for this occasion! When someone advertises on my chitt. Haha. I am the crab! :) https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/636980aed4d62b397065288c/63855a0d80ecdd0a8b85a37a_621daa766dbc0b8a6d5b69a9_90a.jpeg・・・𝛾
°v°~ Catch me singing k-pop and rap music at the karaoke bar While busting so many moves on stage. I'm so tired and out of breath, but it Was Worth it. ~°v°
Hm! I see there are discUssions aboUt love and dating tonight! Well. I do not know aboUt either. I love my friends! And. I love science. And many other things as well. Like. Sharing fUn facts! Some species of seahorses are known to mate for life! That is a somewhat well known fact aboUt them. BUt. So do the French angelfish! They are almost always observed in pairs. I think trUe love is foraging and defending yoUr feeding territory together forever! Haha. ・・・𝛾
.) Aww, thanks Arri!! And, Qh! If yQu're streaming sQmetime Qver the next few nights, I'll tQtally tune in!! ))
^v affter much delyberation. i think my channel will beneffit from a change of pace. instead off video game playthroughs, i am considering transitioning to ffanfic dramatic readings. my next video will reflect this change.
Tonight. I am thinking aboUt Coelacanths! It was once believed that they were extinct! BUt. There have been sightings within the past hUndred sweeps. Confirming that they are very mUch alive! JUst old. Haha. And! There is a docUmented phenomena in Vernrot HarboUr. YoU may see the shadows of Latimeria Menadoensis swimming throUgh the town's streets. I have tried to stUdy them. BUt! They cannot be caUght! Isn't that a mystery? ・・・𝛾
While cephalopods are by far my favoUrites. I have an affinity for other sea creatUres as well! SUch as. The starfish! Did yoU know! If yoU cUt a starfish in half radially. It will regrow into two separate bUt identical organisms! The same coUld be said if yoU cUt it radially five times. To separate each limb with its own core. It makes yoU wonder. CoUld yoU theoretically prodUce infinite starfish? The answer is yes! If yoU want that responsibility for caring for so many. Haha! ・・・𝛾
vV I MEANT TØ PØST SØMETHING ELSE EARLIER BUT I WAS TØLD I SHØULD PRØBABLY PUT MY PALMHUSK DØEN FØR AWHILE! AT LEAST I'LL GET STRØNGER FRØM ALL THIS RØUGH-HIVING Vv
vV WELL. RØLLER SKATING IS FUN WHEN YØU GET THE HANG ØF IT, I GUESS! NØW TØ FIGURE ØUT THIS "DERBY" THING Vv
vV I GUESS IT'S MY ØFF TIME FØR THE NEXT PERIGEE ØR SØ, SØ I'M GØNNA FINALLY TRY THAT RØLLER DERBY THING! BUT FIRST, LEARNING TØ SKATE RIGHT... Vv
I see people are hating this post. Well. If yoU think I will be threatening yoU. Like I was threatened. YoU are mistaken! Haha. Have a stUbby sqUid! Instead. https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlA6VovVEaV4LeM/giphy.gif・・・𝛾
]'M GO]NG TO ADM]T SOMETH]NG REA[[Y BAD... SOMET]MES ] PUNCH HO[ES THROUGH WA[[S JUST SO ] CAN F]X THEM...
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X A secret handshake that ends in a highfive so smooth it breaks the sound barrier. That’s it, that’s the chit. x
.) Aww, thanks! I'd like, really appreciate that, and let Kas knQw tQQ! That yQu're safe, I mean, unless they alsQ want tQ hear abQut the sweet tunes! ))
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6
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^v ffunny hw when you have a degree everyone automatically thinks you're supposed to be smart ^v do you knw hw many trolls with degrees out there are ffucking stupid