
Is revealing I'm Trollbama's matesprit like... a mandatory thing to do to Daves?

I don't believe you're the epitome of bad news; from my understanding, it's the human concept of "your lusus is my matesprit" that is deeply humbling. However, most of the time they also try to hit on me beforehand, so I wouldn't take their immediate alarm as a distaste.

Trollbama. *Dad, because my biological son is a Dave. So dad in a specific alt way.

Aaaaaaaah okay makes sense.
oh this is fun because apparently another dirk is my son timelines amirite

I'm not a Dirk Alt, but I play the role of who Dirk is... to most Daves? Aka Bro Strider.

I'll be honest with you, I don't know.
well then that makes two of us "bro" you seem like a guy id get a beer with honestly

You do too, Dave. 😎
