To any of the guests at The Baroness: I sincerely apologize for the brazenly inappropriate "display of affection" that two trolls made everyone else privy to in our pool on the first floor. They have been, of course, banned from the establishment. This is a reminder to everyone that every area that is NOT your room is NOT private. You may do whatever you wish within your own PAID FOR rooms, but not in the common areas of The Baroness. I am not sure why this needs to be said. #suggestive
I would advise against taking any sort of aggressive action against fellow guests at The Baroness. However, if a certain robotic friend of ours were to get into a particularly nasty water-related ACCIDENT, well... I suppose such a thing couldn't be helped.
Noted. The Lash will be sure to keep this in mind in future interactions at the baroness.