Remember, friends! To be modest and demure is to be closer to God! - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
No one human converted me, ma'am. I found God of my own accord! It just took me some time, but by golly I've been SAVED in His name! I hope the same for all of trollkind. - Proverbs 13:20
the only "god" i Want to be close to... is the king of Vacation hiMself... the eMissary of daydreaMing... the captain of cool... troll jiMMy buffett... aMen... cool... 😎
Once the human God, now ALL our God! The Christian God, yes. - Matthew 1:22-23
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Dear God. May have to get you in contact with Father Tyrone. He's a devout like you. Just didn't expect a christian troll.
God is no imaginary friend. God is a presence found all around us, whether or not we acknowledge it. I've never known a love more blessed and purer than His own. I'm no savior, I'm juuuuust a messenger! I carry the word of God and Christ close to my heart and share it to those who are willing to listen. Of couuuurse, the doors of my church are open to even you, should you ever decide to accept God into your heart. - Galatians 5:1
ill only come in t)(roug)( t)(ose c)(urc)( doors to kill your god and savior personally. ill SWIS)( AROUND t)(e WAT-ER of FORGIV----EN-ESS you so was)( your )(ands on and spit it in your mout)(. ill rip t)(e fuckin curtains to tatters. and t)(en ill skewer you on t)(at same crucifix you )(old dear.
Mhmhmhmhm. Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. If you're that against accepting Christ into your heart, I do promise to pray for you... But salvation is a fleeting privilege, and lest you wish to taste the eternal flames of Hell, I'd suggest getting your priorities in order. At least God is forgiving. - Psalm 68:19
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