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what about the one art the clown movie scene where they actually do show some naked girl getting literally sawed in half
held a guy down and shaved his head had my fingers in his mouth while the fucker cried over losing his luscious locks link in bio
And what a classic. My favorite, always loved his whiskers.
smuggy.
Nice play getting the 404 black screen to reflect my depravity.
:o) Pelham Puppets Type SL 'King' model from 1963. :o) He is just so jolly...
:o) Hmmm...While those things have never been my 'shtick', as it were. :o) I know a lot about haberdashery! And a bit about skateboards from an...old friend of mine. :o) ...You also like puppets, no? I'm quite fond of them as well.
i of+en feel like +his
alright you make a fair point
what you do isnt web design its web high art show some damn respect to the smuppet buttocks
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Wait he's cute #Ifuckwithhisshirt #puppetposting #thanksforsharing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64c9fb4bcd96.webp
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Hey man who's your favorite rabbit themed puppet #curious #puppetposting #igenuinelycantthinkofone
ohhh im doin it im making it hapen were talking
...Noted! Will work on getting to sleep as soon as possible.
I suppose going back to bed doesn't sound too unappealing right now. You've won me over.
this is true i love milfs
my man
not enough fat men around here
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
oh shit okay ill add puppets then to my nest my cozy comfort spot
ah jeez well you can talk to me bro im as open as a goddamn freshly opened stab wound
holding a grudge not because i actually care anymore but because i am a man of my word.
turkei samwwich
i really fucking like turkey sandwiches
bee #bee https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/375f2a448452.jpeg
adding "not intended use of fenestrated plane" to list od things i wanna do with someone #nsfw
^^ You say kidnapping, I say blind date. ^^ ^^ It's not like they say no. ^^
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
id fuck gordon ramsey
8ro wtf did you even do…they hate my puppet man..
not gonna lie mine goes pretty hard. giving big ups to lil cal
MANNEQUINS! SO AWESOME!!! THAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER!
wanting someone to kick you really really hard like right between the legs is a pretty normal desire. and i feel normal. #normal #nsfw #violence ?
Well that certainly means... something coming from yourself. Thank you.
i know this is supposed to be hot or something but i cant help but think about that one girl who would suck milk dtraight out of a stuffed animal and then threw it sopping wet againstthe wall and im fucking crying laughing
i'd say generally dudes with dick piercings are pretty cool because if you've ever met most men you know they'll bitch and whine about anything #nsfw ig #doesthismakesense #fthisimgettinghigh
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i didn't know they could do that. thats crazy. )
but first, sushi
gotta be with my crow bros sometimes
yeah. i dont really like most other bros. why wouldnt i agree?
all bros should explode into little pieces except for mine
< I LIKE WATCHING HUMANS DO THINGS THAT ULTIMATELY RUIN THEIR LIVES. LIVE-BLOGGING YOUR DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND EVENTUAL CRASH; KINDA HOT. >
It's take your estranged daughter underwear shopping day.
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hey i never claimed to be such a thing and i will certainly not confirm or deny that until i have my lawyer present but ill still take the compliments im glad you appreciate the ass framing
you like my smuppet badge so much it makes you look stupid
Junior, give this Strider the Strider treatment.
aww so small you only need one popcorn
i can see the sadness in his eyes he is suffering and yet still smiles through it he is a beacon of fucking hope to us all
god damnit so what i suddenly become a sick twisted evil bastard the moment i hit uhh how old are you like 42?
i suddenly feel like i need a trusted adult
The child has a day to live at the very most.
alright finished watching it i'll give it a 6/10 strange storyline, corny, but the gore was okay most of the time. thanks for the rec.
the forever weed muffin wouldnt change some of yall #substance
you people gotta learn to put your romantic bullshit somewhere else.
Blood is also thicker than wine, both I will happily drink sunrise and sunset #diggingmyowngrave #nsfwe
i sure as hell do what i save on rent i spend on being neurotic as fuck
▲wasn't she like...▼ ▲yknow werent there accusations that she uh...▼
「VERY FEW FELT MEMBERS HAVE NICE ASSES.」 「EVEN FEWER LET YOU TOUCH THEM.」
oh cool were debating the morality of kidnapping thats a neat morning topic to have over this room temperature monster that i found under my bed
sour cream and onion more like so fucking good up until it isnt and then i feel woozy and need to puke
on it boss
do you all think i'm too sensitive
No dear im not "gaslighting" you. Im lying. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that im most certainly not putting in.
They don't know that my post was a subtle patricide fantasy.
Okay well in other news I've finally gotten around to making dinner.
Im still recovering.
somebody matched my freak n we almost died.
I've somehow worsened my situation since my previous post. Still can't sleep.
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...Goodness me. Not sure if I can properly fulfill your request, my knees don't exactly bend like they used to! But I can absolutely do the talking part, at the very least. Just... Maybe not so publicly, yeah?
...Mm. I am intrigued. Both hypothetically and in practice. Does that better suit your interests, your majesty?
I don't know if I can help myself, Strider. You're just soooo very alluring. I mean, goodness, I think I might faint!
Oh my. So very cool, you are. The coolest cat out there.
i knew someone who used to get that actually
okay camera situation part two or whatevs man i kept hearing weird shit outside my apartment at like 2am got not one or two but twelve fuckin "someone spotted" notifications on my phone checked the cameras but all i could see was a blur or like, an arm moving out of frame at this rate im gonna become a shut in lol
PUPPETS THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER
i have cameras set up all around my apartment dont ask but i keep getting "someone spotted" notifications from my front door and hallway cams and tbh im so fuckin scared to check dude
I wouldn't mind showing off sometime if you're truly interested. It's not often I can get people to pay attention without hearing a million complaints about just how "boring" it is, nowadays! Younger people really have no patience anymore, nor appreciation for the skill it takes to handle a firearm proper.
Do let me know if you figure it out! And yes, I'd say so. Better than good, if I'm allowed to be arrogant! A proper marksman.
Young? I haven't heard that in a good 30 years, if I'm being generous. I'm flattered.
Now, now. I'll have you know, my teeth are still real. For the time being, at least.
Hmm... #juniorisalwaysfree! #freetobadge #freetochat #freetowhatever #juniorhasnoBODY #sojuniordoesnotfreetowalk #orsimiliar #commentarychitt #juniordoesnotblockusers #thatisall!
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hes jus doin whats best for me i should sleep for a bit yeah nest time
right right not lettin my guard down
relaxing right now shades are off im calm
maybe i could just go up to my roof for a bit and reminesce ...yeah yeah. that sounds nice
i've been napping so much lately.
romance is boring without having someone who's clearly in charge of everything in the relationship :)
adhd aint all its cracked up to be sometimes this shit hits you with a delay like a sicknasty samurai warrior who cuts through the big hulking tough guy he never just splits in half when the blade cuts through that would make too much goddamn sense and would ensure we can all get on with our lives no no no there is a delay on the blood bukkake and the porno grunts and moans and the biwa strum works the same way with the sudden lethal edge impact of being a spoonless bitch
ahem ahem check this shit out B>
alright understood bro
alright bro
oh no no no need im fiiiiine im like so fuckin cool right now cooler than a goddamn freezer up in this bitch
ok fine. like fifteen years ago, i was climbin a fence, yknow one a the wire mesh ones. i tried hoppin the snaggly shit at the top. the hop didn't hop all the way an i landed weird on one a the wires snagged straight through my jeans an everythin. i felt like a fish on a hook ass backwards for like a good five seconds it was the worst pain the jewels been through my entire life. i looked like i'd spontaneously started havin male shark week all the way to the er. literally the worst.
i had somethin like this happen to me once but it wasn't wood an it wasn't through the fence. but there was a fence, my dick was involved, along with seven stitches.
left my house for the first time in a little while. :B
>> Yeah, ¡t probab1y ¡ડ
one time he got so annoyed with me that he had me write "i will not talk back to anyone who can kick my ass" 100 times on a piece of paper #iskippedafewnumbers #buthechecked #thenihadtowriteit200moretimes #fuckthatguy
put me out of my misery #violence #gore #suggestive #nsfwe
we don't have to fuck just give me something to do with my mouth #nsfw #nsfwe
i want him to love me unconditionally, pet me when i'm good and hold me a little tighter before i go and talk to me like i actually mean anything more than just another check on a to-do list the same way that iwant him to punch me until i puke wnd hold me down n fuck me til i cant stand and choke me harder when my vision starts to blur and its fucking disgusting #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon (implied) #violence #abuse #stockholm #incest #cw-abuse #vent ig
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < need a workboy. the cheaper the better. needs to be able to do chores around the hive. #NSFW #Slavery #NSFW #WOKE #BROKE
which one man theres a lot
hands in my guts tugging things out just because they can is hot all im sayin #gore #nsfw
Looking for a beautiful woman who will cut me open #gore
i have some seriously complicated feelings about what i just read...
how many times can i watch dead silence and jerk off when she's using the human ventriloquist dummy? it's hard seeing people live your dreams.
thinkin a hell of a lot about being gored in a calm and calculated way. normally shit is more messy than anything else which is fun in its own way but someone who knows exactly what theyre doing and how to make it either the most or least painless sounds ideal rn #gore #violence #nsfwe
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yknow i dont really talk about bro or whatever because shit was kinda whack i guess but someone recently asked me if he was dead so like i feel like i gotta clarify hes not dead hes just in jail hes actually probably coming up to a parole hearing soon ... im not sure if i should see if i can go to it or not its complicated
heating up microwave pizza. this is awesome. #awesome
∙☾__☽ BYOP brring yourr own piss
95% ofthe time i try to troll peolle they end up 1. not getting annoyed 2. annoying me whaht
shit i'm fuckin freezing wtf
Mutually assured destruction.
you jack off to people eating rusty nails dude.
haha i do not know who you are!
((Using twenty tags on my posts so I don't throw the dash's mood off into oblivion. I just don't want to post smutfish!!!)) #nsfw #nsfw-mention
Thats gonna leave quite a few marks i think. #violence #abuse ?
just wanted to see if youd elaborate. felt pretty strongly about it if you did all that yknow?
honestly if i had to choose a gender presentation i vwanna do vwhatevwer the hell davwid bovwie vwas doing in the labyrinth
Prey. Passive. Pliant.
No, I don't think of him as my... father. Or Dave as my brother, actually. Not even my own mother as a Mom. It doesn't negate the fact that I'm still alone in this house. For such a long time.
the per usual god im pathetic chit
damn do i have to make the first move? is this my rite of passage as a man?
i did this once but at my wrists for convenience. it was pretty cold, actually. and my hands went a bit purple. wouldn't really recommend.
got something you wanna say big guy? https://i.postimg.cc/wMYG9yKN/image.png
something interesting or funny.
sorry for being gone for so long. im back and i still wanna fuck my brother just as much as i did before.
why does no one here talk about how shitty alcohol tastes. might as well be drinking straight isopropyl. #substance
yo bee tee dubs hit me up in dms anytime this isnt even a vague post at anyone in particular im deadass just putting it out there call me alan carr the way im a chatty man
#johnfacts he loves milk and cookie
punches you in the fucking face as you scroll by.
Pain.
Violence is not USUALLY the correct answer. But it is almost always AN answer.
thinnkinng abouut cowboys. yeeeehawww.
"This song is about a jerk, I hexed him and now he's losing all his hair." - Courtney Love on Billy Corgan, the frontman of Smashing Pumpkins before playing Violet.
Pull out all their limbs, so they won't grow back.
That might be worth trying.
moth #moth https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1d536119abd.jpeg
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
siiick
i like some rap stuff, little rock and indie. videogame ost's can be pretty bomb too. wbu?
▬ι𓆃 ▬ι𓆃 ▬ι𓆃 FUCK yeah.
>> no msgs on my phone got me fee11ng 11ke https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f11es/7cb5c310@686.jpg <<
im actually ok with this one
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. https://i.imgur.com/ovN4FP1.png
real as fuck
im into some really fucked up things and i'm not ready to explore what childhood events led to this #nsfwe
very stridery feed today :P
Chittr should have a verification process that just executes you if you don't get approved.
what gay bar where
(°. i want t𖦹 fuck puppets. puppet 𖦹rgy .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
i need something to do. i'm getting antsy again.
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
volunteer.
I MEAN- why wouldn't I?
Nother art request “A sensually looking smuppet” okay so a normal smuppet. Got it boss #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_1464.jpeg
Gen Z is trying to cancel Bro Strider.
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ok getting back up. gonna walk around a bit. i think u hear car's or something so there might be people nearby. which. i hate people but when youre locked up in a massive green underground bunker/mansion with just two other people and some weird demon's, any other irl contact is probably good
lotta smartasses on this place, huh.
man i could eat u out realgood i promiseeee PLEASSEEEEEEUUHH #nsfw
no wonder people are homophobic ts scary as fuck #dashwatching
woof
just a reminder every time ur a bitchass cunt tome this is me or whatever they say #cool #awesome https://i.postimg.cc/s2yMcpNp/IMG-3404.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/zXCCJCV4/its-cher.gif
can always count on you. you might be my new favorite.
dont mess with me because im really fucjing stupid.
10:33pm on a wednesday night high as hell and i chose to not post this banger https://i.postimg.cc/xdD7CgQZ/IMG-3356.jpg #cw-incest #substance
its fine hell be waiting for me when im done to take care of me #incest #vague
take me sir #nsfw #vague
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WHAT A MIRACLE TO BEHOLD. beep. BEEP. ○ ● ○
Such whimsy.
i'm gonna start using this as a reaction image https://i.postimg.cc/Lsxhwk7z/IMG-3341.jpg
it took me 7 years to understand a joke and NOW its funny fuck
yep this is nightmare inducing
i sure wish i had a free rose on my lap right about how
+80 for apology -10 for sarcasm +10 for the sarcasm being funny
this is awesome man really cool
>> that'ડ true. that ¡ડ true.
i got beat by a guy with a puppet fetish for 18 ongoing years? #cw-abuse #suggestive mention ig
ive got an annoying leech following me at work. is this how my bro felt .
not a chance those are called boppits and you have to crank the twistable turnable knobs to get them to say stuff
i'm ignoring someone #hopeheseesthisandgetsmad #targeted
HOLY DFUCK HTHAT NIGHTMARE WAS INSANE i gotta go home and see my kids asap i gota make sure theyre all okay (my chud hamster sons)
i really do need to up my cool game though this shit is not good for my public image. the brother kissing is fine but i draw the line at looking pathetic on the internet.
dirk gave me a bath last night to help me relax. hes way too good to me. i really dont deserve him. im supposed to be his knight but ive been nothing short of a loser these past few days so how he still likes me is a fucking mystery. im glad he does though.
Well. Whatever floats your boat i suppose. No matter how horrifying and downright abominable that boat is.
Do you just. Have these on hand or?
alright i'll find apartment termites.
wow thank uoi. much befter. yes awesome
Tsukihime: A Piece Of Blue Glass Moon (that's the 2021 remake, not the 2000 original) adds a dedicated CG for the iconic White Woman Spotted scene, and in general goes hard as fuck. If you're willing to accept that it only covers the first half of the VN and the Far Side routes might never come out, anyway.
havent seen it but i have insane theories so i need to stop bein a pussy and watch it
im stoked for the new series but havent started cuz they changed the MC actor. i get its because they didnt want us to cling to the idea that she had a single mortal identity but i haate change
maybe i should you make it real tempting
man i like you far cry from all the sissy losers i see on a daily basis
real shit honestly people are just weak willed when they talk about how hard it is to quit yet again just get better if youre actually struggling somehow
everyone talks about how bad addiction is and how it can ruin your life but like have you tried just not letting it do that lmao? get better and then you can complain