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Violence is not USUALLY the correct answer. But it is almost always AN answer.
thinnkinng abouut cowboys. yeeeehawww.
"This song is about a jerk, I hexed him and now he's losing all his hair." - Courtney Love on Billy Corgan, the frontman of Smashing Pumpkins before playing Violet.
Pull out all their limbs, so they won't grow back.
hmmm outfit ideas okokok
That might be worth trying.
moth #moth https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1d536119abd.jpeg
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
siiick
i like some rap stuff, little rock and indie. videogame ost's can be pretty bomb too. wbu?
▬ι𓆃 ▬ι𓆃 ▬ι𓆃 FUCK yeah.
>> no msgs on my phone got me fee11ng 11ke https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f11es/7cb5c310@686.jpg <<
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. https://i.imgur.com/ovN4FP1.png
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
real as fuck
¨°o.O. saw this in the tide pool tonight !!!!! dunno what it is so I will not eat it but it is wiggly ! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6815f9955acd.jpeg .O.o°¨
mmmmmmmm exactly 20 mins look at that im drenched in so much sweat its dripping off my balls
fuck me two ways to sunday keep at that and i might give you a little freebie ball shot
just for you big man ill do it
im into some really fucked up things and i'm not ready to explore what childhood events led to this #nsfwe
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
played hopscotch today got called an unc by a toddler wtf dude
fucked off and went on a bender and forgot this shit was a thing a month and no chitts? damn probably should back off the heroin #substance #harddrugs
might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
very stridery feed today :P
Chittr should have a verification process that just executes you if you don't get approved.
what gay bar where
you know, dickweed.
okay. first of all youre makin very bold assumptions about my role in all that. second of all no.
(°. i want t𖦹 fuck puppets. puppet 𖦹rgy .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
i need something to do. i'm getting antsy again.
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
I MEAN- why wouldn't I?
Nother art request “A sensually looking smuppet” okay so a normal smuppet. Got it boss #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_1464.jpeg
Gen Z is trying to cancel Bro Strider.
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ok getting back up. gonna walk around a bit. i think u hear car's or something so there might be people nearby. which. i hate people but when youre locked up in a massive green underground bunker/mansion with just two other people and some weird demon's, any other irl contact is probably good
lotta smartasses on this place, huh.
man i could eat u out realgood i promiseeee PLEASSEEEEEEUUHH #nsfw
no wonder people are homophobic ts scary as fuck #dashwatching
woof
just a reminder every time ur a bitchass cunt tome this is me or whatever they say #cool #awesome https://i.postimg.cc/s2yMcpNp/IMG-3404.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/zXCCJCV4/its-cher.gif
Smash, next question.
can always count on you. you might be my new favorite.
do it again but this time dont tease it you know im basically a doll like that lmfao
I sure do. Hard not to use you like a toy when you're all helpless like that.
you just like that i go limp like a puppet every time
dont mess with me because im really fucjing stupid.
10:33pm on a wednesday night high as hell and i chose to not post this banger https://i.postimg.cc/xdD7CgQZ/IMG-3356.jpg #cw-incest #substance
its fine hell be waiting for me when im done to take care of me #incest #vague
take me sir #nsfw #vague
guess what guys, i'm gay. do i get a flag?
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WHAT A MIRACLE TO BEHOLD. beep. BEEP. ○ ● ○
yeah actually, it's yucky but funny.
Such whimsy.
i'm gonna start using this as a reaction image https://i.postimg.cc/Lsxhwk7z/IMG-3341.jpg
it took me 7 years to understand a joke and NOW its funny fuck
mmm... i'm feelin' a lot like i should slip into my Cupe 'n' snooze for a while. m'sure that'll distraCt from... well. i'll keep that t'myself. o◡o
yep this is nightmare inducing
i sure wish i had a free rose on my lap right about how
THE ONLY JOB I HAV ONG 🙏🙏🙏
+80 for apology -10 for sarcasm +10 for the sarcasm being funny
>> that'ડ true. that ¡ડ true.
im probably gonna chitt the stupidest shit soon #soberingup
i got beat by a guy with a puppet fetish for 18 ongoing years? #cw-abuse #suggestive mention ig
ive got an annoying leech following me at work. is this how my bro felt .
not a chance those are called boppits and you have to crank the twistable turnable knobs to get them to say stuff
#RELATABLE
i keep missing the new trend what is it this time are we already off the fruits
ok fruits im obviously an apple what else would i be
i'm ignoring someone #hopeheseesthisandgetsmad #targeted
HOLY DFUCK HTHAT NIGHTMARE WAS INSANE i gotta go home and see my kids asap i gota make sure theyre all okay (my chud hamster sons)
i really do need to up my cool game though this shit is not good for my public image. the brother kissing is fine but i draw the line at looking pathetic on the internet.
dirk gave me a bath last night to help me relax. hes way too good to me. i really dont deserve him. im supposed to be his knight but ive been nothing short of a loser these past few days so how he still likes me is a fucking mystery. im glad he does though.
Well. Whatever floats your boat i suppose. No matter how horrifying and downright abominable that boat is.
Do you just. Have these on hand or?
alright i'll find apartment termites.
wow thank uoi. much befter. yes awesome
Tsukihime: A Piece Of Blue Glass Moon (that's the 2021 remake, not the 2000 original) adds a dedicated CG for the iconic White Woman Spotted scene, and in general goes hard as fuck. If you're willing to accept that it only covers the first half of the VN and the Far Side routes might never come out, anyway.
havent seen it but i have insane theories so i need to stop bein a pussy and watch it
im stoked for the new series but havent started cuz they changed the MC actor. i get its because they didnt want us to cling to the idea that she had a single mortal identity but i haate change
phew i took a xanax and ive been vibing ever since my heart rate even dropped to normal
i uh hm that doesnt sound bad i guess i can message you dude if youre really feeling it
maybe i should you make it real tempting
man i like you far cry from all the sissy losers i see on a daily basis
real shit honestly people are just weak willed when they talk about how hard it is to quit yet again just get better if youre actually struggling somehow
everyone talks about how bad addiction is and how it can ruin your life but like have you tried just not letting it do that lmao? get better and then you can complain