Zemfel Lufrai
@truthEveryday
operative 27748 under supervisor designate 0772 of the Imperial Ministry of Truth designate: high bureaucrat ((Zemfel is a bastard asshole, warning for authoritarian hemoist & speciesist rhetoric)
fascinating.work id.pay.a.pretty.penny.if.whoever.kills.that.bitch.drags.a.spare.of.that.collar.back.to.me.with.it
I Can Give You One To Use On Whoever You’d Like For 1000§
such.a.good.deal i’ll.happily.pay.for.it.then,.cut.the.tax.needed.for.the.middleman we.should.speak
WHαTZ µP GαMεRZ // VεZP1ε 1N THε H1Vε //: 1tz y0µr g1rl zk1nnybµlgε c0m1ng αt y0µ L1Vε fr0m th1z z1dε 0f thε zcrεεn. hεrε f0r α g00d t1mε n0t α l0ng t1mε. 1f 1 d0n't rεply 1 pr0bαbly f0rg0t, 0r thεy f1nαlly cαµght µp t0 my αzz. zhε/hεr bµt 1 d0nt rεαlly gαf lmα0. ⚡⚡⚡ L1BεRαTε Y0µR FεLL0W L0WBL00DZ! Wε 0µTNµMBεR εM B00TL1CKεRZ ⚡⚡⚡
this.website.is.an.eternal.source.of.entertainment.isn't.it
hE4d hurts
better.cut.it.off.then
3> Fat Imperialist. Your kind is certainly done for. <3
[unit_CN003NF_message] (i t-think... i c-can feel m-my body a-again, that's r-really nice ) (i c-can also h-hear people m-moving around a-and stuff, i t-think some t-talking?) [stress_level:4/10] (i t-think i'm g-gonna be o-ok... just o-once i f-figure out w-what they d-did to m-me) [end_message]
<action; statement input; statement: don't bother, he does not care. input; statement: imagining him as a schoo|feeding bu||y in a dusktime cartoon for wrigg|ers he|ps you to ignore him, since that's how he acts. />
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh ) [stress_level:6/10] (i...) [stress_level:7/10] [end_message]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (i w-was, uhm... i w-was scared o-of them...) (but) (m-maybe they'll h-help...) [stress_level:6/10] (s-sorry) (i'm s-sorry i'm s-so bad a-at this) [end_message]
<action; statement input; statement: ignore him input; statement: you are a person, cre||y. input; statement: & i cannot |ie even if i want to, so you know this is true. input; statement: you. are. a. person. />
[unit_CN003NF_message] (i'm a-a person...) (i'm) [stress_level:5/10] (i'm a-a person) (a r-real person) [stress_level:4/10] (a-and i'm f-fine i'm- i'm o-ok i'm o-ok i'm o-ok..) [end_message]
<action; statement input; statement: i do not think you are bad at this input; statement: i think you are doing the best you can & that you are doing very, very we||. input; statement: you wi|| be okay. input; statement: & cre||y, action; query input; query: those characters in the cartoons a|ways got what they deserved in the end, didn't they />
[unit_CN003NF_message] (yeah u-uhm… ) (yeah i-i guess t-they did) [stress_level:5/10] (o-oh gosh i-i) (they c-can see m-my thoughts c-cant they?) [stress_level:6/10] (a-ahh- mh- no) (n-nope dont… breathe- ) [stress_level:5/10] (s-sorry- sorry s-sorry) [end_message]
<[emotion_detected: pride] [emotion_detected: compassion] action; statement input; statement: exact|y, cre||y! input; statement: deep breaths, in & out input; statement: you are a person & you are breathing in & out & you wi|| be okay />
oh.they.can.see.your.thoughts,.best.be.careful.about.what.your.answer.to.that.was
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |How to get the attention of the IDIOT "watchin over" me? I think if I try a bit I might be able to blink the screen behind that JERK. I think they've been FOCUSIN on CRELLY and STELYE. PISSES me off but I can't do ████ ow about what they're doin.| |Anyways. YEAH. They haven't done a ████ ow ton of TESTS on me yet. I've mostly just been RESTRAINED so far. OH! And I realized WHY I was strugglin so much! SEDATIVE!| |I was SEDATED. Like an ANIMAL. JEEZ.| [end_transmission]
quite.surprisingly.selfish,.jealous.for.attention.over.the.two.getting.important.life-fixing.surgeries? how.terrible
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Jealous? Jealous that I'm not bein SHOCKED or PRODDED at? You ████████s don't care that these surgeries are LIFE CHANGING. You just want BIGGER guns. BETTER strategy. FASTER space crafts.| |Makes me SICK.|| [end_transmission]
whatever.you.need.to.feel.aaa your.measly.useless.life.will.be.put.to.a.greater.purpose it's.a.shame.none.of.your.ilk.see.that
<action; statement input; statement: unfortunate|y the sedative is st&ard procedure to prevent he|m pi|otbatteries from strugg|ing too much during insta||ation input; statement: a|so ignore zemfe|. they are a pathetic thinkpan in a jar trying to get a rise out of he|ms on the internet input; statement: which is rea||y rea||y sad actua||y />
[UNIT_SD001NF_MESSAGE] UNIT_INPUT_MESSAGE;⸝⸝ choke⸝⸝ on⸝⸝ ꕀy⸝⸝ b⁞g⸝⸝ fat⸝⸝ bulge⸝⸝ eꕀp⁞re⸝⸝ d⁞ck⸝⸝ r⁞d⁞ng⸝⸝ fuck⸝⸝ [UNIT_SD001NF_END_MESSAGE]
|]=====> that reminder bot is definitely on a rebel ship or something, right? <=====[|
hmm
|]=====> you arent welcome here, im hemoanon for a reason. empirical cuck. <=====[|
haha,.oh.goodness.you.types,.always.so.ready.to.gnash.and.bite
|]=====> the only reason i havent torn down the empire is because my moirail does not want to end the world. <=====[|
ooooh.very.scary,.im.quivering.in.my.boots you.should.try.reciting.that.in.the.mirror.after.you.finish.your.high.schoolfeeding.classes
|]=====> witty. im sure the empire doesnt mind you wasting time and resources talking to an ancient god that could snap you in half as though he were a wiggler. <=====[|
hahahaha.oh.you're.a.riot people.who.claim.to.be.gods.here.are.a.dime.a.dozen you'd.be.more.special.if.you.claimed.to.be.a.normal.person.who.enjoys.golf.on.their.sunday.nights
[unit_CN003NF_message] (ow) [stress_level:5/10] (o-ow) (ow o-ow ow o-ow that) (t-that hurts) [stress_level:6/10] (g-gog that- wha- whats t-that light i-its) (ow) (i-its so b-bright why i-is it) (o-ow) (so b-bright? why c-can) [stress_level:7/10] (w-why can i-i see i-it???) (ow!!! ow!! oh g-gog- ow, ow i-its not s-stopping!! ow!!) (ow!!! oww s-s-someone!!! something o-ow owowwo r-really wrong h-here ow o-owowow!!!) [stress_level:8/10] ) [stress_level:9/10] (o-oh gogogoooo i-iit oowowo o-owowoowowowoowwoowowoowowoowoowowowowowoowowoowowow) [stress_level:10/10] [helmtech_alerted] [emergency_offline_initiated] [end_message]
tsk.tsk
!remindYou glory to the empire..? >,>;;
there.we.are,.got.there.in.the.end.didnt.we?
!remindYou remind bot hopes other helms will be treated as nice as remind bot is u,u; even though remind bot thinks it only gets special treatment because its body iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [Key information leak prevented. Rerouting...] !remindYou is not connected to its mind ^,^
hm,.do.you.have.stasis.hours?
!remindYou eep o,o yes sometimes, remind bots mind is stored in the data systems but it is put into rest mode akin to sleep for mental health stability ^,^ !remindYou its body does not need rest though
!remindYou remind bot cannot send reminders while it is in resting but it will receive the input and set reminders when it comes back online ^,^ !remindYou if necessary sometimes remind bot will send a reminder early, but never late!
tsk seems.a.tad.counterintuitive.to.not.be.able.to.send.alarms.during.the.time.specified
!remindYou o,o reminders are more of a hobby for remind bot... ^,^ many of its ship systems are automated by it even during rest mode, it just likes to use chittr to keep itself busy ^,^
i.see seems.like.a.waste.of.important.imperial.resources.given.there.are.known.subversive.elements.upon.this.website.but.that.is.more.a.problem.for.your.manager.and.helmtech.than.myself