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@tryhardGoliard
caw caw motherfuckers
theres curling up with a good book and then curling up with an audiobook and something about the latter just hits different all wrapped around the cd player with headphones wired up and youre so cozy in your pile and youve got little snacks with you and the soothing narrator describes the vile fucked up shit thats happening in a way that could almost make you believe you were out in a somber forest and not listening to the rendition of a verbal swordfight
there are like multiple people i am seeing on the dash either sad hungover or about to be sad hungover its starting to feel like we need some sort of third party intervention #dashwatching #substance
yeah sure you could get all cozy and in bed with self control but would self control let you drink a dozen juice boxes until youre pretty sure youre gonna hurl i dont think so
sometimes its a little bit strange having two sets of memories from two different lives like ill get a flashback to having my whole head in a bag of chips thats literally the size of me and just having the absolute time of my life and im like damn i should do that again that was epic then i remember im not that small anymore and also that was only one half of me a person sized chip bag sounds pretty epic though doesnt it i feel like theres a gap in the market right now that somebody could be filling
the worst is when you remember the same event from multiple perspectives!!! i remember jade bapping me on the head with a newspaper when i was just trying to eat and i remember bapping bec on the head with a newspaper to stop him from eating the cutest little bunny i have ever seen!!! i remember pleading with bec to take me off the island to let me see my friends see you and i remember watching jade cry and knowing she was mad at me but not knowing why and trying to nuzzle her but she would just recoil oh jeez that got kind of serious haha
oh man dude the same memory from two different perspectives has got to be a whole different level of confusing two entirely different emotions tied down to the same event so youre not really sure which way is the way you want to feel about it i kind of get that way sometimes where the one half of me has this opinion about something and the other half absolutely does not agree for the most part though its not too bad definitely not anywhere near as tangled up as what yours sounds like though i guess in some aspects having two different sides of the same situation might help some of it make more sense? youre right this did get kind of serious lets circle back to the human sized bag of chips i still want that specifically so i can coil in it and sleep surrounded by a field of potato and tinfoil
i mean sure yeah well go with gold i guess thats probably the most accurate not that i think its gonna have any bearing on the site experience i mean i hope not but it is a troll site so you know thats sort of all up in the air actually theyve got weird rules about these sorts of things