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@tryhardGoliard
caw caw motherfuckers
Catch my ass stealing from the suet feeder.
twelve trillion, nine hundred three billion, five hundred eighty seven million, one hundred eight thousand, two hundred thirty four.
good number i approve one of my favorites actually
I'm gonna say something controversial. Meow.
Chrrrr. Ekekekekek.
(Currently following me are 2 Daves Karkat 5 trolls Doc scratch (help) 2 sprites 2 Jades John And jack noir… (Why are so many people following me?)) Woof
you know how it is man you see a dog you follow the dog you pet the dog rinse cycle repeat
fuck my head what time is it
what
cmon man get your ass up and pull your pants into place its the time for adventuring you slept in bro daylights aburning and times awasting
i think i have the worst possible hangover that somehow rivals post trickster mode
damn dude sounds like a wild and crazy night hopefully it was fun and not like horribly disorientating and stressful in that case maybe you should go back to bed and save the adventuring for another day
it wasnt fun at all it was sad stressed drinking
aw shit the worst kind man im sorry that really bites have a juice box and keeps the lights on low youll be alright just take it easy man
Okay. Time for my wveekly check in. Howv wve doing, chittr?
yes i singed off some of my feathers on my wing trying to cook something over a fire dont tell anybody though
thanks man youre a real one i knew i could count on you a true brother in these trying times
The hum★ns, they h★ve this s★tellite "Voy★ger 1" they c★ll it. It must be so lonely.
nothing more lonesome or awe inspiring than the original voyager out at the edges of our system seeing and scanning things that no one ever has and probably no one ever will again knowing that she can never return home and knowing that this was her mission in life and finding peace with that somehow but back home tears are still shed for her loss and her sacrifice and theres still that rolling pitted feeling in your gut that says what if there was a better way but you know there wasnt and its too late for that anyway
Do they know? 🤔
(They haven’t found the body don’t worry) Woof
could have sworn for a second that woof had a whole hidden statement behind it about something suspicious and worth investigating hm very strange indeed
Not don't worry about it. It's about his favorite new show.
(Hehehehe nothing like speaking canine, no one can understand what you re saying! Annoying but useful) Woof
youre so right bec we should just all start putting our thoughts and feelings into singular and very meaningful statements under the misnomer of woof
∻N☢ ☢ne believes in my c☢☢king skills.∻
For #firearmfriday someone should shoot me :)
Now why do you say this?