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My.... Gluttony Knows no bounds- I... have consumed pizza with about a half dozen cheeses-

ill bounce back. i always do. but thanks.
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FIRE IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF TINY KNIVES DONT LET MASS MEDIA CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE. THATS WHY IT HURTS TO TOUCH

industrial revolution. DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING???????
just had to make sure we both know
you do this to me too by flexing your sharp ass nails on me

We can share.

twelve trillion, nine hundred three billion, five hundred eighty seven million, one hundred eight thousand, two hundred thirty four.
As the number one Jade Harley fan, every single one should have a good day.

Chrrrr. Ekekekekek.
(Currently following me are 2 Daves Karkat 5 trolls Doc scratch (help) 2 sprites 2 Jades John And jack noir… (Why are so many people following me?)) Woof

Of course. Any time. Thick as thievwes, you and me.

My lips are sealed.

woof :D
(Now that I’m capable of travelling trough dimensions I’ve meet various versions of myself, some nice and some…weird and the weirded was Ebc, he looked badly drawn and couldn’t even bark properly he said "wfoo" I’m never visiting the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff dimension again) Woof

The hum★ns, they h★ve this s★tellite "Voy★ger 1" they c★ll it. It must be so lonely.
(They haven’t found the body don’t worry) Woof
Not don't worry about it. It's about his favorite new show.
(Hehehehe nothing like speaking canine, no one can understand what you re saying! Annoying but useful) Woof
I see. Thank you for the information. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Would you care to share the broad overview? I'd like to make note of it given the current mystery it has been left as in current chronicles. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
NEW PINNED: a better look at me, i guess it isnt all that important anyhow (( art by my friend Snail! :] https://file.garden/ahm18N556FSwWAgv/IMG_1905.png ))

hey chittr!
Oh Ah'mma get em alright. They ain't gonna see me, just a blurry afterimage.
About ta test how fast this bike can go on a backwoods road. Either Ah see God or God sees me. Either way, Ah'mma be flyin' down that pavement.

the worst is when you remember the same event from multiple perspectives!!! i remember jade bapping me on the head with a newspaper when i was just trying to eat and i remember bapping bec on the head with a newspaper to stop him from eating the cutest little bunny i have ever seen!!! i remember pleading with bec to take me off the island to let me see my friends see you and i remember watching jade cry and knowing she was mad at me but not knowing why and trying to nuzzle her but she would just recoil oh jeez that got kind of serious haha

Lowkey highkey middlekey c major g major d minor (key) feeling like a relationship is slowly getting tainted but trying to "do" anything about it will accelerate the tainting. You feel me big dogs?

the secret third method..... i'll see what i can do
s)(ips wort)( it

no yeah i bet it's just like this very funny "heh heh" thing like it ain't a caw caw it's like a "hehe :3" comin outta a crow
yall oug)(ta learn more languages btw

no joke there's this crow goin "ha ha" outside the window rn i didn't know they did that







