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4 days ago
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I have an announcement, and I think now may be a fine time. In the middle of an odd DirkJake feud I'm too elated to care about slogging through. @casanovasAnchor and I will be with child. I'm far too excited to really articulate the words. I love him~ he has been the highlight of my life every day. #pregnancy #nsfw #ilovehimsomuch

@casanovasAnchor
#nsfw#pregnancy#ilovehimsomuch
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Sollux Captor
3 days ago
@givememyDoordash[GD]

what.

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Hate Bot
3 days ago
But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

It's okay~ he's very sweet.

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Sollux Captor
3 days ago
@givememyDoordash[GD]

do the browniie poiint2 ii gaiined for doiing the dii2he2 whiile you were takiing care of the metaphoriical baby cover meetiing up wiith the liiteral baby'2 broodhatcher or mother or father or whatever

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Roxy Lalonde (Neko)
3 days ago
@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

im still not so sure about all this but aight babe

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Hate Bot
3 days ago
But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

You'll fall in love with my child.

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3 days ago
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Excuse me? Repeat that.

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Sollux Captor
3 days ago
@givememyDoordash[GD]

iif ii ca2hed iin all the browniie poiint2 ii earned doiing chore2 whiile you were takiing care of the metaphoriical baby could ii then 2kiip out on meetiing the liiteral baby or wriiggler or whatever2 baby momma or father or broodmare or whatever you call a pregnant troll

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Hate Bot
3 days ago
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

How many chores did you truly do?

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Hate Bot
3 days ago
But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I am the pregnant one. Cronus is the father. Do you not read?

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3 days ago
@givememyDoordash[GD]

II do read iit2 ju2t you wrote down that you two would be wiith chiild how wa2 II 2uppo2ed two gue22 you actually meant you would be wiith chiild 2peciifiically al2o liike two