
@barackObama Mr. President, Situation Room, please. We'll be discussing those job applications now.

rose i don't wanna be an ass but why tf do you have a tentacle dildo encroachin on your chitts #nsfw
Oh boy I hope I get it.

It's a stalagmite, Dave.

sorry i can't hear you over the massive purple tentashlonger #nsfw

If you've ever played World of Warcraft, the answer would be a lot less exciting.

see i don't play wow because i take showers and believe in going outside

https://fbi.cults3d.com/uploaders/13519884/illustration-file/89d67eaa-2cc2-4dba-b10d-eb6d7faa75b2/N-27Zoth_Hero.png

ah yes a goliath of doom looks like a fuckin dnd campaign boss

N'Zoth the Corruptor was the final raid boss of the Battle for Azeroth expansion. He was an Old God. You can clearly see why I would have so much affinity to him.

yeah tentacled goliaths have always been up your alley and other parts i guess but yknow #suggestive
