they both want me so bad and im the one who looks stupid i forget that they actually like yknow like me in that way im giggling like a girl who just got her first crush right now
wow you are very stupid. i like you anyways though so it's okay. :M (that is me kissing you!)
hehehe oh shit let me kiss you back BW big ass bird beak
wElL YeAh mOtHeRfUcKeR, yEr vErY LiKeAbLe! We'rE YeR PrObLeM NoW (o:
you really think so?
i mean yeah of course i am who wouldnt like THE d strida im literally the coolest person on this website like its written in stone on a plaque i keep on my wall thats how official that shit is
yEaH MaN, yEr vIbEs aRe iMmAcUlAtE (o: LiKe oNe oF ThE FeW ThAt gEtS Me mAyBe tHiNkIn i wAsN'T HaTcHeD To bE AlOnE Or wHaTeVeR. oN SoMe pAlE MuShY ShIt. YeR WeIrD AnD I FuCk wItH It (O:
you really know how to make a guy feel special holy shit thats way too sweet especially for me surely i havent done enough to deserve all that and i fuck with your weirdness too man like more than i ever thought i would my face is all hot now this is so gay
hOnK HoNk wElL YeAh, WaY I Be yApPiN BeTtEr bE FuCkInG SaYiN SoMeThIn wOrTh sAyIn (O: nAh i dOn't tHiNk iT'S SwEeT EnOuGh fR MaN BuT It's aLl mY PuMpEr gOt rIgHt nOw. <3 mMm yOu tHiNk i dOnE EnOuGh tO GeT Ya lIkInG Me? DoN'T EvEn kNoW ThE LiKe hOrRoR A MoThErFuCkEr bEeN LeAvInG In hIs wAkE. HoNk hOnK HoNk i kEeP YeR StRaIgHt pRiDe dRaWiN ClOsE, sTiLl cRaCkS Me tHe fUcK Up fR. yOu wAs lIvE ChItTr yEr tWeAkIn tHaT NiGhT HoNk hOnKhOnK