
Also just had a scary thought, somewhere out there in infinite paradox space some Dave's might look up to me as a role model, scary shit I know.

exactly shiny ass bitches filling the halls only way to stand out is to be as rad as possible and shine like a fuckin DIAMOND yeah steve in the front row you think they give THOSE out for knowing 2x2? i think fuckin not

Hahaha God, you might be the first actual Dave I've met on this site who isn't a complete tool and is actually somewhat cool, kudos to you for setting the bar high for all Dave's out there.

thanks dude not doin too bad over there either are you especially if you can spot a real one when you see it

Of course, real recognizes real.

now we can pretend were bro fist bumping but not really because pretending real stuff is also for babies

Shit man, let's do one step further and just bro toast to it, I got my budlight in hand ready to clink. #substance

i see your budlight and raise you an apple juice in a champagne flute get ready to clink in 3 2 1

Clink.

sick

Hell yeah.