
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INFLUX OF STRIDER ACTIVITY.

hand on my chest apologize ouch

you were doing a noble thing wtf is this

LOOK THE MOMENT IT BREACHED THE ORIGINAL CHITT EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL FOR FIVE WHOLE SECONDS AND I WANTED TO COVER MY BASES. I DO THINK IT'S FUCKED THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT I'M NOT YOUR LUSUS AND I'M NOT YOUR THERAPIST, I WILL LISTEN AND SYMPATHIZE BUT AT THE END OF THE LIGHT YOU ARE ALL JUST RANDOM ASS STRIDERS I MET FIVE MINUTES AGO AT BEST.

dude knowing people for more than five minutes is how you get to know them and i dunno make friends or something

WELL YES DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES, LOOK IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS GO AHEAD BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT.

why tf would i do that what am i your lusus no thanks i say politely and with cultural respect

THEN WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE FOR ONCE STRIDER.

lets imagine us shaking hands on the matter

SURE ALRIGHT, HANDSHAKE.