
well how can i get up to some #bullshit tonight gotta be something to do or ha maybe someone who knows #suggestive

Don't forget the gala tomorrow. Don't do anything stupid before then. ...I say, doing something stupid before then, but I've never lead by example.

hypocrisy on my post this is messed up yanno

Yeah. I just wanted to get that out there before you called me a hypocrite. I know I am.

so why can you have fun but i cant what the hell

Do you think I'm having fun. Is that what you're really taking away from this. But anyway, have you even gotten your outfit for the gala yet? It'd probably be best if you were up early to do some prep.

dunno what youre up to rn so im assuming yhe stupidity is fun man feels sorta like youre trying to trick me into going to bed at a reasonable time instead of getting up to other significantly more hilarious shit wonder whyy

No, I'm being deadass. I don't care what time you sleep at normally, I just don't want you to miss out on the gala. I actually want to see you there, as it happens. I'm not doing all this shit for my own nefarious reasons or whatever.

ha thats even weirder reasoning

I'm not sure if I've been playing the part of cold, emotionless douchenozzle more lately or something, but you do know I have an actual heart, right? I do care. That's why I've been stressing out about you so damn much in the first place.

oh this is golden right here yanno hahaha stressin over shit thatll be fiiine in an indiscernible amount of time