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flavored mineral water is bullshit dont ever come to me like hey dave you want a la croix are you out of your mind
this may be the most correct thing youve ever said and that is saying something!
thanks jarley
You just don't understand. Sad! #LaCroix #IDrinkitbecauseItHurts #Masochist #Nsfw #PainSeekingBehavior #TheCarbonationStings
just drink a coke sister god #cokehead
A coke? A Coca-cola? Are you #kidding me? If you ever see me taking a sip of a full-fat fucking #Coke, kill me. It is not me. Not even Diet? Jesus christ, DS what do you take me for? #Appalled #Drpepperhead #ZenBuddhism #Nobodyunderstandsme
you the type to walk into a bakery and walk out with #fuckall "oh hi do you want any pastries?" #noyoustupidbitch cant you see im on a fucking #diet and any #carbs will make me #enormous
Abso-fucking-lutely not. I love a confectionary treat. I am #Addicted to #Aspertame, You'd think I'd be more careful with my weight considering I'm #4'11'' but I will put back an Krispy Kreme baker's dozen with no issues whatsoever. #Don'ttellmymom #MommyIssues Where my issue lies is in the notion that a Coca-Cola original tastes good. It doesn't. It takes abhorrent. It coats the teeth in a filmy veil of cavitary delusion that corrodes the enamel and the joie de vivre. That being said a La Croix is a fantastic way to #StaveOff the #Cravings for a crisp fucking Diet sodie when you've hit your daily allowance.