Apologies, everyone. I was focused on the work I was doing and left my husktop open on the other end of my desk, seemingly as a prime contender to be the next victim of my Lusus' terrible habits. He was pushing his head against my keyboard when I looked back, and I was thankful to see he only managed to make one single post before I stopped him.
thats actually adorable
You should bring him back. I’d prefer hearing what he has to say.
📧 -> Is He In Need Of Enrichment? I Would Be Able To Set You Up With An A & A Assistant For Tomorrow Night That Would Provide Whatever Means He Requires To Be Entertained. Please Let Me Know Accordingly So I May Begin Paperwork. Best, Kelric Stravi
Would you prefer that? My lusus is quite mindless, as much as I care for him. That seems to be the preferred audience for any of your posts, however, so I understand why you would make that request. It would take someone incapable of any level of critical thought or good taste to read and appreciate anything you say.
He is sufficiently entertained, I assure you. He takes proper care of me and in turn I take proper care of him. He is typically content to wander about my hive, however, it seems when he grows especially irritated or bored (which is my fault, I did decide to ignore him for more than thirty miniature wipes) he has a tendency to start chewing on things that are somehow always a little important, or butting his head against things.
You literally look like this BTW. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0570.jpeg
An excellent argument. However, have you considered: https://i.postimg.cc/FKhnkj³L/Untitled²³¹-²0²60408²0²³04.png
