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← @ostensiblyArrogant

@ostensiblyArrogant[OA]

delivery apps are getting, too expensive does, anyone have, any tips for good places to mug people for takeout, and booze,

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@miraculousMerchant[MM]

You looking for a tool to help with that?

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

i think the legal version of this is dating and you dip out after the meal is over with maybe rob them afterwards up to you

I JSUT WALK IN TO PLAECS AND SAY IM A DELIVARY DRIVER AND HALF THE TIME TEHY JUST LET ME TAKE SUM SHIT

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@ostensiblyArrogant[OA]

just the tips thanks i dont really want to, invite people to come cut, my nugbone, off with a rusty hacksaw,

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

absolutely massive intellect here holy shit im taking notes

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

THE ZESTUM CAN'T RECOMMEND ANY MUGGING, BUT HE DOES KNOW OF A GOLD CLUSTER NEAR THE WAMLART SUPERCENTER WHERE LOWBLOODS FREQUENTLY DIE AND AMAZINGLY ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE FOOD OR BOOZE ON THEM.

↩ @sofaKing[SK]

@ostensiblyArrogant[OA]

noted, do, i have, to get dressed for this scheme to work i dont really, want to put on pants,

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@wanderingtheStars[WS]

Wait, wouldn't they have to check an app on your phone or whatever??

↩ @ostensiblyArrogant[OA]

DO U THINK THEY GET PAID ENUOGH TO BOTHER COME ON

↩ @sofaKing[SK]

@ostensiblyArrogant[OA]

yesssss thank you i will try this out as soon as i, start running low on, my own rations,