IF I HOSTED A PRINCESS BRIDE (OR… MAYBE WARM BODIES) WATCH PARTY, WOULD ANYONE SHOW UP? OR WOULD I JUST BE SAT THERE TALKING TO MYSELF.
for your sake ill even pinky promise on my goddamn specimens
WOW, YOU MUST BE ACTUALLY SERIOUS THIS TIME. YOU REALLY WANNA WATCH THOSE MOVIES WITH ME HUH? WHAT’S THE CATCH?
maybe i just wanna watch those movies jeez paranoid much
I NEVER KNOW WITH YOU WHETHER YOU MEAN IT OR IF IT’S SOME ELABORATE *IRONIC* METAPHOR. BUT SURE, I WILL FOREGO BEING PARANOID IN ORDER TO GET SOME OF THAT CANDY. APPARENTLY I TAKE PETTY BRIBES.
cmon kitty dont make me be sincere in public
as you wish
2ame here iif there'2 any 2et tiime, apologiie2 for not notiiciing thii2 chiit 2ooner, the amount of raw 2pam twoday ha2 been overwhelmiing!


