@turntechStrider It seems you’ve settled into somewhat of a state of domestic bliss with your matesprit @carcinoVantas . As your lesbian ally, I salute you. Karkat, your boyfriend has requested a fortune telling, and so therefore I must simply see to it that Orbie and I do this service to the utmost quality. You understand, surely. To be unwittingly subjected to a reading, however, makes things slightly murky. I see the two of you in the near future… somewhere dark, that smells like detergent. There is a window, perhaps a porthole, fogged over. A handprint slaps upon it suddenly. Is it an attempt to escape from something lurking within the darkness? Be wary of horrorterrors. And other creepy crawlies that lurk in laundry rooms. *Eyebrow wiggle*. #askorbie for more fortunes.
not sure what this means but we will accept the reading