@turophileGibber — #nsfw
letting him dig in my wires while my job is sitting pretty on his lap
bad day to be horny with a body that inherently cockblocks me sigh
im horny and free yall could be too but i see some pearl clutching which fair enough but you could also just post your every thought to social media including wanting to ride thigh its a pretty banging time
hope yall can forgive a stray #nsfw #yearning from me but god im itching to straddle somebodys thigh and have them drag my hips at the pace they want me to grind against it goddamn what i wouldnt give for that rn
also let me be clear when i say guys with big tits i mean all guys cis, trans, post/pre op idc i just love guys with big chests its hot as fuck like yall should get those keyhole shirts with the heart cutouts imo
anyway im thinking about guys with big tits its a real good train of thought to ride yall should get in on this
mind you hes shy cause his bulge nearly reaches said ribs when i sit on his lap criminal im built like a goddamn ken doll
rapped at his bulge cause he was feelin shy and he kneed me in the ribs for it lmao
kink: “that thingy where you are asleep (or at least pretend to be) so that i dont get performance anxiety. its mutually agreed upon at first of course! im not some lubricious curr preying on the dreaming. i just... tend to find it takes the pressure off so i can dance my part of the horizontal tango in peace is all.” rating: ok ok yeah i can see the charm 6/10 the way you worded that last sentence tho is fucking hilarious anyway, over elaboration time (as promised) so this got a low rating despite my obvious encouragement specifically cause its a split deal like on one hand if i topped itd get a 1/...Read more
kink: “im strangely into bein shocked. like. psiionic shockin. ive noticed it makes me cum harder when my kismesis does it. theres just something abouta psiionic shock that gets to me. makes me feel things” rating: never experienced that before but im a little jealous about it based off your description but also like if its similar to regular shocking in any capacity, 8/10 maybe even 9/10 just cause youve really sold me on this shit like daaaaaamn sign me up lowkey i wonder if itd rattle my screws around yknow or fry my motherboard lmao
forgot about these kink: “oviposition. to this day im still mad that we met aliens and they dont even do that” rating: slipping a 7/10 under the table while i stealthily pull at the collar of my shirt and resist the urge to fidget because were committing the crime of exchanging lewd content in a heavily puritan society and i cant let anybody know im a freak like that yeah im also sitting here like are you kidding me not even just aliens but multiple timelines and ive yet to meet any trolls who can pop some eggs in you like those toys with the jelly eggs so my rating is *in theory* cause i have no...Read more
(( Wanting to reply “oh hot” to some #nsfw posts just to remember Dave’s not a freak like me and I have to stay in character https://i.imgur.com/83wNGQW.jpeg
edging but its unintentional cause every time i get close i get distracted
being reminded about my whole wanting to get fucked thing by a comment from junior simply saying “messy” is equally hilarious and humiliating yeah it is messy isnt it i cant believe i got a badge for that #nsfw
alright i might actually explode just straight up burst into a million tinny pieces scatter shrapnel everywhere and make the world a hazard if i cant figure out a solution to the cant get fucked by my boyfriend problem last day of sane barista dave #nsfw #violence
gonna post the strap collection ive got just to make yall clutch your pearls harder shits so diverse id be breaking texas law for owning too many #nsfw
#kinkrating #nsfw #edging “edging but like. long term. keeping them hanging for a whole day and not letting them even think about coming until late at night type edging.” another 10/10 but with a wink tacked on cause fuck yeah this ones my favorite like the best thing is just being dragged to the edge and pushed away over and over until youre only able to beg and plea being forced to sit and squirm all day?? not getting what you want until the suns gone down??? hot its been done to me a lot and it never fucking gets old number 1 way to get barista dave wrapped around your finger fr like listen ...Read more
#kinkrating #nsfw “biting, just, feral fucking biting” 10/10 get fuckin nibbled on devastated this is one of those kinks ive lost access to since turning robotic but that doesnt stop my ass from appreciating the fuck out of it best feeling in the world is being between some sharp teeth and god if it aint a good day when you get to leave a cute lil couple of bruises behind for your partner to get all blushy about as if theyre experiencing their first crush all over again best spot for em is the inner thighs in my professional opinion like fuuuuuuuuuuck yeah
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc “cnc” not my style and treads some murky water that makes me nauseous so im withholding an elaboration on this one
in these trying times dont forget to use protection #nsfw #pregnancy
#kinkrating #nsfw #hypnosis “hypnosis” i actually dont have a concrete rating for this one but im sitting at like 5/10 ive got no experience with it and i havent rummaged around in that tag on a certain site for normal people with normal reading interests but like it sounds appealing in the right setting ok just turning off the brain and doing whatever the fuck while feeling good/making someone else feel good?? yea word but if it wasnt preestablished by my other answers i have some wicked trust issues dw im definitely going to therapy for it uh huh im the first strider ever to seek out therapy i...Read more
all time lows cover of umbrella blasting from my speakers while i write about pegging my boyfriend #nsfw
#kinkrating #nsfw “pegging” 10/10 no notes except i promised id elaborate on these so notes it is first experience with this was pretty recent but it was hot as fuck like hello heaven didnt know hed make those noises like if youre ever hesitant to get a strap cause youre new to the world of thrust dont be it comes pretty natural and will give you a hella big ego boost once you find your motion topping is fun topping a guy twice your size is even more fun (he gave me permission to post this)
#kinkrating #nsfw “domestic servitude and degradation save me domestic servitude and degradation” this is 2 but ill give you a pass cause youre clearly committed to the package deal 5/10 it aint bad it aint great me personally if im making meals like pouring my goddamn heart out and sweating my ass off as i work over the hot ass stove trying so hard to get the eggs and bacon perfect and time everything just right so its all hot enough to melt butter as its smacked down onto the cleanest plate youve ever seen i better not be degraded like what the fuck just eat your fucking pancakes anyway yeah ...Read more
crazy day mpreg announcement and now trollbama thinks im vanilla #nsfw
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #choking “choking out, specifically blood restriction, not just breath play. to be at the mercy of another, the warm rush and the crescendo in your ears as you hear your heartbeat thundering, the sensation of your brain near physically shutting off, racing thoughts reduced to base instincts and abstract feelings. the release, the flood of light bursting through the dark spots and stars wavering in front of your eyes, coming back to after being pushed to the precipice. there is no greater feeling than being flooded with sensation after the deprivation of it, it is a powerful too...Read more
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #breeding @carcinologygenarch "okay. i know this is not how my biology works. but i have, embarrassingly, a breeding kink. i sigh whimsically." lmao youre bold slapping your tag on this one but nah jk 8/10 tho im rating this with the idea its specifically a breeding and not a pregnancy kink (0/10 for that one if youre curious) i get it, its creampie but one step further now youre getting possessive with it and from either perspective its nice to feel that wanted right like holy shit you want me soooo bad you wanna have a family you wanna nestle down and plant roots and ge...Read more
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #bloodplay "bloodplay.. the idea of someone letting themselves be hurt emough to bleed is attractive minus the care to bandaging and treating wounds" 0/10 sorry buckaroo but my professional opinion is im yucking your yum but respectfully cause this sounds consensual so who am i to bark up your tree imagine my robotic ass giving you a humble bow or hell maybe im delicately courtesying hope youre real good at aftercare tho cause that shits important here
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #wireplay "wireplay" alright this feels targeted but hey i cant blame you for coming to the professional haha 9/10 gotta do it with someone you trust out the balls but its not bad letting them hook a finger around a wire or two and sometimes if they tug juuuuuuuust right it renders my ability to process real fuzzy or hyper focuses me on their touch which is hot as fuck one of the highlights of having touch sensors in your entire body down to every wire and port but yeah wireplay rocks
laying here boob in my face and checking the #kinkrating responses just to realize yalls freak might be going way harder than mine #nsfw
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe just to be safe idk "electric stimulation" sitting at a solid 8/10 which shouldnt be a surprise dawg look at me i can make sparks fly quite literally and i found out that sure being on the receiving end aint my style but if you get the voltage just right and keep it on a low enough level where your partner harmlessly twitches and squirms its pretty cool yeah its pretty fun to drag the fingers down and administer a soft kinda zap to set the mood shoutout to my fellow bots tho dont try this at home unless you know your voltage output
#kinkrating "not sure if thats really a kink but. i feel like im ascending to damn heaven every time someone touches me with a likeee feather light touch. like barely touching. i mean jegus that tickling feeling dear LORD" dropping a solid 8/10 here cause i get you i feel you on a spiritual level theres nothin quite like the tingly feeling of someones touch just barely ghosting over your skin and leaving goosebumps in its wake or in my case a staticy feeling shit it could make me writhe the way it builds up tension so yeah solid start youre based and correct only lost points cause i also have no c...Read more
alright fuck it let the #kinkrating begin https://forms.gle/mhdqpzcfbk3knawq8
ask box but you send me your kinks and i rate them on a scale of 1-10 and elaborate too heavily on why
nothing like a big purry troll grabbing your hips tight holding you close and telling you all the messy shit he wants to do with you until you orgasm from that alone i didnt know that was fucking possible but goddamn
actually hold up i gotta get my freak on for a second enjoy the rare barista dave #nsfw hes twice my size and built like a fucking fridge i need between his thighs so bad fuck i wonder if hed purr
to be clear im not judging tho live your submissive truths #nsfw
i was gonna do a joke poll where i ask if people are doms or subs but look at yall we already know the majority answer #nsfw
thinking about his fat fucking pecs jesus christ #nsfw
first #nsfw post i think yall using the realistic dildos or the colorful ones or for my troll homies colorful ones or neutral ones
should i let my freak off leash #nsfw implied again lmao
freak mode rn but goddamn i wanna see that holy shit #vagueposting #nsfw implied