- its almost here!!! - the detailed chronicles of the life of mediocre and nondescript kelsey hayess as she gets swept up otherworldy shenanigans beyond her comprehension !!! with references to !!! the mystical and magical nature of shifting forest beasts !!! and including !!! multiple scenes of romantic tension! two vacillating love triangles! five sloppy makeout scenes! an overbearing villain with high relatability! drugs! kidnapping! several eviscerated body parts! lots of blood! so much blood it is probably illegal! and fourteen pages related to criminal justice theory! - also known as !!! the moonlit curse: a whisper in the wind !!! - the delivery drone tracker is encroaching as we speak!!!!! #substance #gore
- book five released just a few nights ago!!! - no better time to get into the series than during the release promotion!!! - thirty five percent off !!! all previous books in the series !!! if you buy them together as a bundle!
I am waiting f.o°r the audi.o° renditi.o°n I d.o° n.o°t d.o° physical print I drive t.o°o. .o°ften f.o°r w.o°rk
Ooh! You'll have to let me borrow it when you're done! :^)
- !!! of course bronya !!! - you can borrow it anytime! - we can even use different bookmarks!!! - so you dont have to wait for me to finish reading it! if you want! - ill keep it on the bottom shelf of the study! just in case! - and ill put a spare bookmark in there for you too!!!
I can wait till you're done! I wouldn't want to accidentally remove your bookmark or anything! :^)
- o-okay if you say so - but i really dont mind!!! - the offer is still on the table! if you want! just in case! - its really good so far!!! - !!! i cant wait for you to read it !!! - oh but i wont spoil the plot dont worry! - ill read it really fast!!! so we can talk about it sooner!
Lynera! Take your time no need to rush things so I can read it and we can discuss about it! I'm fine with patiently waiting till you're done and then reading it at my own time! No rush!
- !!! if you say so !!! - i promise to read it at a moderate pace bronya! - i will use a perfectly acceptable reading speed and we can chat about it together after!!!
Oooh, (ooh) my Hooligans knoww howw I feel about a wwell-read wwoman (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -