As I m9mentarily check in with Chittr, I w9uld like t9 first ap9l9gize f9r n9t f9rmally ann9uncing my hiatus last perigee (that's last m9nth, f9r th9se 9f y9u n9t yet familiar with tr9ll terms). In my defense, I didn't *intend* f9r it 6e a lengthy hiatus. I 9nly meant t9 take a 6reak fr9m this platf9rm f9r a day 9r tw9, 9r n9 l9nger than a wipe. H9wever, 9ne particularly meddles9me jade6l99ded w9man (wh9se identity will remain an9nym9us f9r the sake 9f her privacy) t99k it up9n herself t9 limit my screentime 6ecause she is, evidently, fundamentally incapa6le 9f seeing me as anything 9ther than a wriggler wh9 cann9t regulate his 9wn 9nline experiences. She claims it's t9 st9p me fr9m getting int9 petty arguments with strangers 9n vacati9n, which is a6surd, frankly. That d9esn't even s9und like me. Anyway, Tr9ll Venice has 6een nice, 6ut I lament n9t 6eing a6le t9 pr9vide timely, nightly updates a69ut my th9ughts 9n the trip thus far. These t9pics w9uld include, 6ut are n9t limited t9: N9tew9rthy differences 6etween m9dern 6ef9ran and ancient Alternian iterati9ns 9f Itr9lly and the stark c9ntrast in reacti9n t9 #9ffspectrumTr9lls, #CulturalAppr9priati9n versus #CulturalAppreciati9n and h9w it relates t9 the Italian-6ef9ran diasp9ra, the imp9rtance 9f pr9perly la6eling 9nes #IllegalSu6stances and n9t leaving them lying ar9und f9r just any9ne t9 accidentally ingest, whether #Artistic #Nudity still has any merit in m9dern s9ciety, and h9w impr9perly acc9unting f9r sleeping arrangements with uninvited guests is a f9rm 9f #AntiCeli6ate 9ppressi9n. I supp9se 9ne day I'll get ar9und t9 synthesizing these th9ughts int9 a series 9f essays t9 grace y9ur Chittr feed with. F9r n9w, if y9u have any questi9ns f9r me a69ut this trip, any c9ncerns a69ut p9tentially pr96lematic 6ehavi9r that y9u, a l9ved 9ne, a l9athed 9ne, 9r an acquaintance might 6e engaging in, 9r just any general inquiries f9r me, feel free t9 direct them here: https://f9rms.gle/R4H2vVt5pFmmV3mv9 And the less that is said a69ut whatever happened last night, the 6etter. #AskKankri #Ask69x #An9nym9us #QnA #SelfPr9m9ti9n #CullingAdjacentPractices #6ef9ranCullingMenti9nInTags #Tr9llV9ca6ulary #Tr9llca6ulary
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Again, as I have t9ld y9u repeatedly, she is n9t my cullm9mmy. I understand that her 9therwise 9ver6earing and 6izarrely lususistic attitude t9wards every9ne may make y9u assume that, 6ut we're *just* friends. And it's really quite hem9casteist 9f y9u t9 assume that I must 6e 6eing culled just 6ecause I happen t9 6e an 9ffspectrum tr9ll with a strictly plat9nic friendship with s9me9ne. I'm sure y9u w9uldn't like it if I accused P9rrim 9f 6eing y9ur cullm9mmy, w9uld y9u?
Fine. Since y9u asked nicely, and y9u were kind en9ugh t9 say s9rry, I can use smaller w9rds with y9u in the future. H9wever, I w9uld n9t g9 as far as t9 say y9u are "small thinkpanned". That kind 9f language will 9nly cause y9u t9 think p99rly 9f y9urself, theref9re mentally reinf9rcing the 6elief that y9u cann9t impr9ve. If y9u w9uld like help with y9ur a6ility t9 c9mprehend 6ig w9rds in the future, please d9 n9t hesitate t9 reach 9ut t9 me. #IsThatSmallEn9ughF9rY9u
Youd hel·lp an ol·ld trol·ll·l with their comprehension and vocabul·lary? Wel·ll·l aint that sweet. I might take you up on that in the future.
H9w many times must I tell y9u she's n9t my cullm9mmy? I kn9w y9u have s9me kind 9f #LearningDisa6ility, and I d9n't 6egrudge y9u f9r that, 6ut even y9u sh9uld 6e a6le t9 c9mprehend the w9rds 9n screen in fr9nt 9f y9u. H9nestly, I'm starting t9 w9nder if this is c9ming fr9m a misplaced sense 9f jeal9usy. I mean, were I in y9ur particular predicament, I t99 w9uld 6e a little upset at seeing pe9ple 6eing cl9se with 9ne an9ther in a way y9u haven't 6een a6le t9 achieve lately. 6ut that d9esn't make it 9kay t9 lash 9ut 9r disrespect my 9r P9rrim's wishes.
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CCAN YOUSAY THAY AGAIN. INREAL LIFE. WITH YOUWRINCHDUTE. ONEGAI. ONEGAISHIMASU. PLEASE.
Well she thinks I'm funnier. And unlike y9u, I can actually engage with her 9n an equal level, and n9t as s9me9ne willing t9 perf9rm 6ark6east tricks f9r 6elly ru6s. S9 may6e I will g9 claim my handshake and take pride in the fact that I d9n't spend my free time de6asing myself f9r attenti9n.
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AT LEAST HE’S GETTING CULLMOMMY BELLYRUBS.