two awake two 2leep. two tiired two do anythiing productiive. ju2t pre2ent enough two make iit everyone el2e'2 problem.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING, NOT PISSING AWAY TIME ALL DAY FUCKING AROUND TO FIND OUT, OR WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING INSTEAD OF SLEEPING.
OKAY DONE, I WILL NOW REPLY ACCORDING TO THE NEW INFORMATION YOU'VE PROVIDED ME.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING, NOT PISSING AWAY TIME ALL DAY FUCKING AROUND TO FIND OUT, OR WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING INSTEAD OF SLEEPING, JACKASS.
iif ii COULD 2leep ii would GLADLY fuckiing do 2o. are you pandead? have you been eatiing 2opor 2liime two? or were you ju2t hatched wiith hole2 iin your pan?
NONE OF THE ABOVE, OBVIOUSLY. I'M JUST NOT SWALLOWING ANY OF THE SHIT YOU'RE TRYING TO SWELL ME, ASSWIPE. YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF SLEEP OR THAT YOU DIDN'T BRING THIS INABILITY ON BY YOUR OWN DAMN ACTIONS. SO, TELL ME CAPTOR, WHAT STUPID SHIT WERE YOU UP TO THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW?
ii dont know, maybe the guy iin the next block blariing mu2iic 2o loud the wall ii2 fuckiing 2hakiing? or my 2tupiid u2ele22 mutant braiin makiing me hear the 2CREAM2 OF THE DAMNED all the tiime? or maybe the 2pliittiing fuckiing miigraiine cau2ed by both of the above? ever con2iider that, 2hiit-for-pan?
OK, I GET IT. YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT AND I'M A PIECE OF SHIT FOR ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING STUPID AND ILL ADVISED. IN MY DEFENSE, THAT WAS AT LEAST AS LIKELY AS HAVING A MIGRAINE AND SHITTY NEIGHBORS. MAYBE, EVEN TWICE AS LIKELY SINCE THERE IS NO FUCKING TELLING WHAT REALITY YOU ARE STUCK IN. STILL, I'M SORRY OKAY? BOTH FOR ASSUMING AND BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK IN A SHITTY SITUATION. IF YOU COULD COME TO MY PLACE, I WOULD ALLOW YOU TO CHILL HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT.