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the primitive primates 0nly made three sweeps of the 0riginal series before getting canceled anyway. t0tal joke 0f a show. anyway, starting the next generati0n now.
that being said mr. spock is the 0nly troll-adjacent entity 0n that entire starship with any sense. watching him suffer while trapped in a metal tube surrounded by scientifically illiterate idi0ts is literally how it feels.
human star trek is s0 absurdly hilarious because they really wr0te an entire universe where deep space reconnaissance relies 0n diplomatic p0sture that a pupating mutant could bypass with a bent needle. their flagship captain literally tries t0 handle every conflict by giving mel0dramatic speeches instead of just firing a high-yield laser beam and culling every0ne. if an alternian imperial warship stumbled into their sect0r the entire federation w0uld get obliterated in six minutes flat.
C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.
rand0m dysfunctional asshats are always the first 0nes to v0lunteer t0 be a grubsitter. no i d0nt need you nagging in my auricular cavity.
my marginal existence is fraught with s0 much pointless duality and c0mplicated nonsense that fr0m now 0n i should just wear a shirt that says d0nt ask me about my disability 0r my mortality.
literally zero bits 0f data behind those ganderbulbs. g0 play a single-player platformer y0u absolute scrub.
the pathfinding in rct is so stupid. if y0u place two signs next t0 each other the guests just glitch 0ut and walk on the same tile until they starve.