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C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.
rand0m dysfunctional asshats are always the first 0nes to v0lunteer t0 be a grubsitter. no i d0nt need you nagging in my auricular cavity.
my marginal existence is fraught with s0 much pointless duality and c0mplicated nonsense that fr0m now 0n i should just wear a shirt that says d0nt ask me about my disability 0r my mortality.
literally zero bits 0f data behind those ganderbulbs. g0 play a single-player platformer y0u absolute scrub.
the pathfinding in rct is so stupid. if y0u place two signs next t0 each other the guests just glitch 0ut and walk on the same tile until they starve.
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