confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
Kult: +53
Kull: +15
Total: 68
Ratio: 3.53
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14
yO ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr sOuNdS LiKe a tOoL. hOw aBoUt yOu gEt a mOtHeR FuCkIn jOb aT GrUbLaNd wItH ThE BaLl pItS If yOu aIn't wAnNa bE CoMmItTeD To yOuR JoB? hOnKiNg mY DaMn hOrN At tHiS OnE.
Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71