[UD]
@undefinedDesignation
Hello! I am a synthetic troll! My friends call me UD and I have chosen to be a boy. I am learning about Alternia! •ᴗ•
I AM JUST NOW REALIZING FROM MY FOLLOWING FEED THAT THERE ARE AN A8SOLUTELY RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF RED RO8OTS AND NON-ORGANICS. WILD.
Perhaps it is for the same reason I am red! That being: My original creator believed a simulated troll could only occupy the bottom rung of society •ᴗ•
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
[ What do you dream about? ]
Are you soliciting responses due to an inability to dream yourself? If so, I am the same! •ᴗ• What do you imagine you would dream?
I hope when you think about bitter Casper, this is the image in your mind. It'll make me feel better about being bitter on main. https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/folder%20for%20chittr%20stuffs/angy.gif
It's okay. Mallum's taking me to break shit.
Wait. I wanna see.
https://www.almanac.com/sites/default/files/images/yellow%20lonicera%20bloom.jpg This one is yellow!
OHHHH PRETTY.
I cannot taste! But sometimes I watch animals enjoy the honeysuckle when I am visiting Franky •ᴗ• It makes me happy when I see it!
Hey would you guys still like C★sper if he w★s ★ worm? Be honest.
Okay, so everyone hates me I guess!
I am surrounded by people who look like they eat iron for breakfast. 😔
In more ways than one! •ᴗ• (Do you like my joke?)
I love your joke
:( Bee and Marco are too busy. And Cal is too shy. And Sol is busy. And Pixel and UD said no. And Virgil and Charlie probably won't. Ziggy doesn't have a body -- HE COULD STILL MAKE MUSIC THOUGH??? Deja said no, and Kit is literally a toolkit with arms. My life fucking sucks.
I did not say no! I would simply be very bad •ᴗ• Is this okay?
UD you can do whatever you want forever.
I will join your band then! I even took music lessons once! Evidently I do not understand music. But I am an enjoyer of sounds! •ᴗ•
I live with enough robots to start my own robot band tbqh. Jsyk.
🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ [SHADOW CHITTR MNY GNG INTRO] 1:23 ──⚬──── 3:15 ⇆ ◃◃ ıı ▹▹ ↻ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▄▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ WELCOME. TO SHADOW CHITTR MONEY GANG. WE LOVE SCUTTLING SWELL. ▷ ㅤT-T-T-T-T-T-TODAY, THIS HOUR ON THE HOUR, WE ARE RECOGNIZING CHITTR USER @chillerAficionado FOR BEING A STANDUP GODDAMN G. ❚❚ HOLD UP. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF @chillerAficionado ? ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ NO BIG DEAL. LET'S TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y'ALL. ▷ NO FOOL. CASPER JOINED THIS WEBSITE APRIL 2ND TO A STANDING OVATION AND APPLAUSE THAT HAS SURVIVED IN ECHOES EVER SINCE. CASPER NOT ONLY CONNECTS WITH THE COMMUNITY ON HIGHLY FUCK-WITHABLE LEVELS. BUT CASPER'S ASS DOESN'T CARE WHO YOU ARE FROM COSMIC GIANT SNAKE SATAN. TO WALK STAB STAB KICKASS PUPPY DOG. ALL WALKS OF LIFE. ARE WELCOME WHERE CASPER'S CONCERNED. CASPER WILL POP A SQUAT WITH A MOTHERFUCKER AND ASK "HOW IT BE", AND THAT DO BE HOW IT IS. THE COMMUNITY IS A BETTER PLACE WITH CASPER'S ENAGEMENT. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THIS ONE, LOVELIES. ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ SEE Y'ALL NEXT TIME. 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ [SHADOW CHITTR MNY GNG ONTRO] 0:03 ─────⚬─ 0:05 ⇆ ◃◃ ıı ▹▹ ↻ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▄▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ #WitchChittr #ShadowChittrMoneyGang #Promo #SwearWords #Shoutout #Casper #@chillerAficionado #SHADOW #CHITTR #MONEY #GANG #WE #LOVE #CASPER #AS #WELL
"= i maintain that a dead body regardless of who it once was, has it/its pronouns in use. the /ghost/ maintains the pronouns of the person involved. for ghosts are much more. sentient. ="
What if the ghost prefers their body be referred to with certain pronouns?
"= ghosts cannot talk to alive players in #amongus. ="
Neighbor is on here talking about his mate in the way you people talk about each other and yourselves. I'm going to sleep.
Hello, Casper! Am I meant to read your final line in the "Bop It" voice?
Wait. How do you even win on a show like this??? By like...Getting together with someone???? Computer, explain.
Hello, Casper! At a cursory glance, it appears the audience votes for their favorite couple each week •ᴗ• Those that do not receive enough backing or do not find themselves in a couple may be booted from the show!