Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
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Awww, I enjoy speaking with you as well, Codexx! Glad to be friends with someone so polite!
Welcome to this hellsite. What is your weapon of choice?
Oh, I try to avoid fisticuffs if I can help it! I always say, most conflicts can be thoroughly resolved through good conversation over even better food! Of course, words do not always work, and in those rare instances I use my trusty tazer to subdue any assailant.
A. Interesting choice. I'll mark that down still.
It is an odd choice, yes, but it is solely and strictly used for self defense after all.