We at Blackhat Incorporated are proud as always to announce that we have come out with fresh merchandise to show your appreciation to us and the cause! We will be releasing plushies (both normal and exploding), posters, banners, and even garden gnomes that come with a free Blackhat tophat! The picture below shows our most sought after, and LIMITED poster of Black Hat himself. Please do enjoy, and buy while you still can. Time is limited! - Blackhat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd6bed397f5e.jpeg
...Merchandise? I assume you've had your business floating around for a while. A bit strange I never heard of it, but if this is a brand new business... Well, merchandise immediately is quite the bold move, isn't it?
We have stood ground within the multiverse ever since Black Hat has had his reign, though our reach has only extended to this universe as of now. We are plentiful, and a business that is quite aged like fine wine. -BlackHat Incoporated