Hmm... How curious... A new-fangled "social media" site... Very well, I shall make my grand entrance! My name is Willly Affton. Of course, you already know of this information, for I am the great inventor of the Fazbear Robotics franchise! Creator of the greatest, most incredible animatronics that have ever been put onto Alternian ground! Animatronics with technology so advanced and so incredible, your head will pop right off your body just by seeing them! Hahaha... Clearly there's no need for further introduction, right? ...What? Kid murders? Oh c'mon now there's no need to get all looney on me. I just got here!
BRITISH[10,000 JAR DEMONS]
Uh. Wow, I did not expect I had such dedicated haters. Well poor you, oh boohoohoo. Obviously, you have no idea what you're even talking about. My technology was incredibly advanced for the time! Granted, it had it's flaws, but so does every genius inventor's first stab at greatness! Seems like you wouldn't understand that, for you are nothing more than a child playing with toys she does not understand. Hahahah...
Yes! I take pride in that.
console.log("i'm gønna weld yøu intø that stupid fuckin fur suit"); console.log("which øne is yøur favørite"); console.log("that'll make før søme dramatic irøny i think");
Hey. Don't involve my progeny in this. They're innocent.
console.log("i bet it's øne øf the høp beasts"); console.log("yøu strike me as sømeøne whø idealises that kind øf build");
I do not wish to hear this nonsense any longer!! You are to reserve these idiotic thoughts to yourself. "Hop beasts" (or more affectionately, little bunnies) are wonderful, thank you very much.
console.log("it's the twink ass bunnies isn't it"); console.log("i bet yøu take it frøm behind wearin øne øf them"); console.log("i just gøtta figure øut which"); console.log("#nsfw");
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut uup shtu up
console.log("heiress abøut yøu're fuckin pathetic"); console.log("it's impressive høw sad this is");