I'Ve noW got the time to properly greet the Website. Hello, I'm AtAumA FAuust, or KroW, A nicknAme thAt I enjoy. I Am An inVentor And innoVAtor of technology. I speciAlize in cybernetic AugmentAtions. I Am one of the leAding professionAls in the robotics And technology field. I hope We cAn All get Along, though I do request thAt if you hAVe Augments And robots, feel free to shAre them With me. I enjoy Any mAnner of mAchinery; I myself Am heAVily Augmented As Well.

My Company And Myself Has More Of A Preference For The B|omechan|cal, But Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games, W|ll Always Have Respect For Those That Str|ve To Be The Top Of The|r F|eld.
Yes. I'Ve mAde it on the coVer A feW times; With eAch neW technology discoVery And AdVAncement, I Am interVieWed As A formAlity.
BiomechAnicAl technology cAn be molded With cybernetics, so I hAVe A deep respect for it, As it goes hAnd in hAnd With WhAt I Work With. So I offer my deep respect to you, Ptolmy KAnAst. I hope you find success in your goAls.

Yes, yes... I do believe I remember, now that you mention it... ... Your inventions stink! Mine are better! End of story.

Why, none other than Willly Affton! I do not blame you for not knowing of my name, it seems as though my attempt to make a name for myself hasn't gotten past the Alternian territory of Utta much... But I am the founder of Fazbear Robotics, and the great Fredbear's Fabulous Eatery with my grand Springlock Suits, and the subsequent Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor! You have likely heard of the latter by the Missing Children's Incident. Five highblood children culled in the dead of night... Oh, what a tragedy! Heheheh...
No, I hAVe not. I hAVe much more importAnt things to Worry About thAn children Who hAVe died. On AlterniAn, people die When they Aren't AdequAte for surViVAl. You Are mAking A subjugAtor's job eAsier. ThAt includes children; hoWeVer, they Are much more defenseless And WeAk thAn Adult highbloods. Come bAck to me When one of your primAtiVe mAchines mAnAges to kill A groWn Adult highblood; then thAt Will pique my interest.

Ugh. You're just like the rest. I got that feeling even the first time I saw your ugly mug on Robotics Monthly. I have culled many adult highbloods! I was able to lull them in with the classic Willly A. charm, to then slash their throats open in some most intimate relations! Haahaahaa! (Well. They were all like. Cobalt and Indigobloods. No Purple or Seadwellers, unlike the children I culled.) You surely don't live anywhere near the territories of Utta, though. Because the deaths of those children made quite the scandal... Mwahahaha... Oh I guess we did kill an adult purpleblood employee with our Springlock Suits but that was accidental.
ActuAlly, I'm A cut AboVe the rest. The stAndArds Are set by me specificAlly And AlWAys Will be. CobAlts Are the loWest of highbloods, And Indigos Are often dull idiots. And rArely do Any Veer outside of their designAted cAreer pAths As pencil pushers. Diligent, proud Workers, though. I do not. Colony neWs typicAlly stAys Within the neWs structure of thAt colony; if Any of it mAkes it to the neWs on my colony, the problem is immediAtely disposed of, though sometimes, if my interest is piqued, I Will AlloW them to be A test subject. An Accident? It should be purposeful. If thAt purpleblood WAs foolish enough to die Working A job such As thAt, then thAt WAs A deAth thAt WAs Well deserVed if they Aren't A subjuggulAtor.

Hm. I am feel conflicted about this response. But I will take away the fact that we do share something in common. Everybody else is stupid. Let's agree to see eye to eye on this topic and carry on with our day.
