THEY/THEM? I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A THEY/THEM, A HE/HIM, A SHE/HER OR A WHATS IT/TO YA YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS UNDER MY COMMAND, IN CAMP NAVARRO YOU WILL BE SOLDIER NO MATTER WHAT. CALL YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY EITHER WAY.
actually i'm loyal to the alternien empire so can i get excluded
~I'm prO~ud t~O serve cuntry sir!~
SIR YES SIR! ...Wait, I don't know you. What are you yammering about..??
SIR??? I WORK FOR A LIVING, MAGGOT. YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT!!! OR IF I LIKE YOU, SARGE! BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T LIKE YOU, SO YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT DORNAN, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, MAGGOT?!?!
~Sir yes sir Sergeant DO~rnan! Sergeant DO~rnan, permissiO~n t~O drO~p and give y~Ou twenty, Sergeant DO~rnan!~
PERMISSION GRANTED MAGGOT. NO SISSY PUSH UPS EITHER, I WANNA BE ABLE TO MEASURE YOUR ELBOWS WITH A PROTRACTOR, MAGGOT!!!
~Sir thank yO~u sir! *Dr~Ops d~Own and starts dO~ing nO~ f~OO~ted push-ups*~