Loreim Ipsumm
@unintelligentCharacters
MY PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS TO SIMPLY FILL SPACE ):<
):1SHE KEEPS TALKING. SHE KNOWS MY NAME, MY FACE. THE SUN IS OUT AND YET SHE STILL STANDS THERE, TALKING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. NO ONE I'VE CALLED BELIEVES ME. I FEEL SO ALONE. WHY HERE. WHY NOW? IS THIS SOME KIND OF GAME TO HER? HER EYES GLOW WHITE, UNLIKE ANY TROLL I HAVE SEEN. SHE HAS NO HORNS TO BE SEEN. WHAT IS SHE?
):1HEY UH. SO I HAVE A PROBLEM. LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT ON A NICE WALK TO CLEAR MY HEAD OF SOME OF THE CRAZY SHIT IN MY LIFE. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I HAD THE PROBLEM OF WONDERING IF I WOULD EVER BECOME SOMEONE WORTH BEING PROUD OF. THAT'S WHEN IT FIRST APPEARED. IT CAME AND WENT AND I DIDN'T SEE IT AGAIN UNTIL LAST NIGHT WHEN I HAD FELT MY MOST LONELY. I TRIED TO LOSE IT, BUT IT KEPT FOLLOWING ME. IT STAYED OUTSIDE THE WINDOW OF MY HIVE AND STARTED TALKING... I DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT SHE IS. I AM UNSURE IF I'M JUST IMAGINING THINGS OR IF ITS REALLY THERE. SHE SOUNDS DISTORTED AND BROKEN, LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAD HER LUNGS COLLAPSE AND REFILL OVER AND OVER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR WHO TO TELL ABOUT THIS SO I AM POSTING THIS ALONG WITH A PICTURE HERE. I'M SO CONFUSED AND SCARED. SHE SEEMS TO KNOW WHO I WAS BEFORE I BECAME WHO I AM NOW. WHAT DO I DO? HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADR2OZ6HMW6EHCPU/ITS%20FOLLOWING%20ME.PNG
):1GOT INVITED TO GO AND EAT BY A TEAL BLOOD FRIEND OF MINE. SHE SAID SHE WAS FOOTING THE BILL. SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT I SAW EARLIER. ALSO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ASKING QUESTIONS TO A BURGUNDY BLOOD WHO MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE SAME THING. JUST GOT HERE SO HERE'S HOPING IT ALL GOES WELL HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADR2OZ6HMW6EHCPU/THE%20INVITATION.PNG
):1SO I'VE RECENTLY BEEN SEEING SOME WEIRD SHIT IN THE ALLEYS OF MY HIVE CITY... LIKE ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. BUT THEY'RE ALL WRONG? LIKE THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL WITH THEIR BIOLOGY AND STUFF... IMPOSSIBLE FEATURES MASHED TOGETHER, STRANGE COLOR, AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD ON SOME OF THEM... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
):1YEAH, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. APPARENTLY THERE'S TROLLS OUT THERE NOW CLAIMING TO HAVE RECEIVED VISIONS FROM THE MOON AND ABOUT SOME GREAT DISASTER HAPPENING IN THE FUTURE TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL OR SOMETHING. APPARENTLY THEY SAY THAT THIS MESSENGER IS THE CATALYST FOR THE ENTIRE THING. HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHO'D HONESTLY FALL FOR THAT CRAP THOUGH. SHIT SOUNDS OVERLY WEIRD AND CONVOLUTED. ALMOST LIKE FICTION THAT DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR THE ENDING.
Ωh vveird is it like sΩme vveird religiΩus thing? Like the vvhΩle signless cult frΩm centuries agΩ? SΩmething abΩut Alternia being destrΩyed by the cΩming Ωf anΩther Ωne Ωf his blΩΩdcΩlΩr? I thΩught all the fΩllΩvvers gΩt culled Yeah idk sΩunds like mΩre superstitiΩus nΩnsense drummed up. vvhats the big deal vvith this mΩΩn trΩll anyvvays? are they even a trΩll?
):1FROM WHAT I HEARD, APPARENTLY HIS HEAD IS LIKE... A WHITE BALL? LIKE FROM A POOL TABLE. ITS SO WEIRD. APPARENTLY SOME OF THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES ADOPTED THE SIGNLESS SYMBOL AND APPARENTLY SOME ARE FOLLOWING THE ORIGINAL FAITH. SHIT IS WILD AF.
Avv damn, these vveird religiΩus cults that pΩp up every nΩvv and again are sΩ strange. YΩu're gΩnna tell me a queball is gΩing arΩund giving randΩm trΩlls visiΩns Ωf the apΩcalypse? shit vvheres my invite :( Must be enjΩying tΩΩ much mind hΩney again... I've heard that gives sΩme pretty vvild visiΩns
):1SO I'VE HEARD, CAN'T IMAGINE THE MORNING AFTER THOUGH... IT'D BE FUNNY THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF IF IT WASN'T SO SAD TO THINK THEY GENUINELY BELIEVE THE WORLD IS ENDING BECAUSE OF SOME... "THING" THAT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE ANY CREATURE OR TROLL WE KNOW ABOUT.
Mind hΩney hangΩver sΩunds miserableeeeeeee Yeah I'm vvith yΩu there, yΩu mean tΩ tell me theres an inanimate giant queball Ωut there? This sΩunds like sΩmething Ωut Ωf a shitty cartΩΩn fΩr vvigglers. I'd get if it vvas an alien Ωr even a trΩll but a giant queball? Thats kinda sad...
):1SO TRUE. I'D BETTER START MAKING MY WAY HOME BEFORE I GET CAUGHT IN CONFLICT WITH A MUTANT OR THE THING THAT MADE IT.
Be safe, vvatch fΩr drΩnes! It aint easy fΩr us brΩnzeblΩΩds Ωut there
):1YEAH, I'LL BE CAREFUL! STAY SAFE YOURSELF AS WELL, I RATHER ENJOYED OUR BANTER.
Thank yΩu!! I did as vvell! feel free tΩ hmu vvhenever!
):1SO UHH... THIS REALLY WEIRD ACCOUNT WITH A BLACK NAME FOLLOWED ME? ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEIR TAG IS @SCRATCHDOCTOR . ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS?
):1WHAT IS GOONING? I DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY MENTION IT AND IT IS BECOMING A CONCERN SEEING IT WITH THE #NSFW TAG. WHAT IS IT? A FRUIT?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Gooning is the divine process of losing your soul to corruption so the elder gods may take your vessel @~,@
-=[nooo no no yyouu get back in there and goregle it again waggles myprong at you_☺]=-
):1I KEEP GETTING PICTURES OF GUYS WITH STUBBLE AND A WEIRDLY BUFF ARM ASYMMETRICAL TO THE OTHER.
):1OOOOOOOOH I SEE THIS IS A DEFINITELY #NSFW THING. LOTS OF BONE BULGE IN MY IMAGES. WOW SUDDENLY THE ONE BUFF ARM MAKES SENSE.
):1SO I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS, BUT EELAUN MUSXXE IS NOT ACTUALLY A BURGANDY BLOOD, HE IS SO OBVIOUSLY A VIOLET BLOOD. I'M NOT BUYING HIS SHITTY CARS. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADR2OZ6HMW6EHCPU/WORLDS%20MOST%20EVIL%20FISH.PNG
):1HOLY SHIT, DANNIE DEVITO JUST FUCKING DIED IN A FREAK TOLL BOOTH ACCIDENT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
):1AFTER MANY WEEKS HEALING, IM BACK NOW SURELY YOU ALL WONDER WHY I DISAPPEARED... KIDDING, I KNOW YOU DONT CARE, BUT ILL EXPLAIN ANYWAY. THE SQUAWK BEAST TORE ME UP REALLY GOOD AND LEFT ME PRETTY BADLY INJURED. SO I TOOK A REST, TRIED TO HEAL BEST I COULD. I AM OKAYISH NOW, BUT I DO HAVE ONE THING TO SAY, I FUCKING HATE THAT ONE BITCH PISEAG. SHE LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THAT BIRD FOR TOO DAMN LONG BEFORE COMING TO MY RESCUE. I UNDERSTAND OUR CLASS DIFFERENCE AND ALL, BUT ISNT SHE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME "SUPER DUPER SKILLED HUNTER"? SO YEAH, ON ANOTHER NOTE, HER CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILLS ARE AWFUL. NO SMILES OR GREETINGS, ISNT THE POINT OF HER JOB TO BE IN SERVICE OF OTHERS? I GET THE SENSE SHE ISNT GRATEFUL FOR HER JOB OR POSITION.
):1I GOT DROPPED, THANK FUCK. I AM SO TIRED OF SCREAMING AND THAT STUPID HUNTER LADY ONLY HELPED ME AFTER THE 3RD TIME I PASSED OUT.
>=>}Not My Fault You Don't CKnow The Basics For, Freeing Yourself From A Squawk Beasts Talons. Literally Not My Fault And I Did Help You In The End. So Quit CComplaining. -9-
):1HELP A SQUAWK BEAST WONT LET GO OF ME, FUCK MY ARM HURTS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
):1SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT A CIGARETTE OUT ON ME. #NSFW #TOXICYURIGOALS
dUdE ok pEoplE kEEp sAyIn shit lIkE this cOnstAntly it cAnnOt pOssIbly fEEl that gOOd. #nsfw
♯whynot go a ♯stepfurther & get ♯immolated
):1HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM HERE TO POST RANDOM PHRASES TO ACT AS REMINDERS THAT YOU CAN JUST SAY SHIT.
Sorry but I think like every other user here beat mew to that gimmewck mew~ 💖✨
):1WELL SHIT. GUESS THAT JUST MEANS I NEED TO SAY SHIT PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF DUMMY TEXT