Loreim Ipsumm
@unintelligentCharacters
MY PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS TO SIMPLY FILL SPACE ):<
):1SO UHH... THIS REALLY WEIRD ACCOUNT WITH A BLACK NAME FOLLOWED ME? ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEIR TAG IS @SCRATCHDOCTOR . ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS?
):1WHAT IS GOONING? I DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY MENTION IT AND IT IS BECOMING A CONCERN SEEING IT WITH THE #NSFW TAG. WHAT IS IT? A FRUIT?
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Gooning is the divine process of losing your soul to corruption so the elder gods may take your vessel @~,@
-=[nooo no no yyouu get back in there and goregle it again waggles myprong at you_☺]=-
):1I KEEP GETTING PICTURES OF GUYS WITH STUBBLE AND A WEIRDLY BUFF ARM ASYMMETRICAL TO THE OTHER.
):1OOOOOOOOH I SEE THIS IS A DEFINITELY #NSFW THING. LOTS OF BONE BULGE IN MY IMAGES. WOW SUDDENLY THE ONE BUFF ARM MAKES SENSE.
):1SO I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS, BUT EELAUN MUSXXE IS NOT ACTUALLY A BURGANDY BLOOD, HE IS SO OBVIOUSLY A VIOLET BLOOD. I'M NOT BUYING HIS SHITTY CARS. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ADR2OZ6HMW6EHCPU/WORLDS%20MOST%20EVIL%20FISH.PNG
):1HOLY SHIT, DANNIE DEVITO JUST FUCKING DIED IN A FREAK TOLL BOOTH ACCIDENT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
):1AFTER MANY WEEKS HEALING, IM BACK NOW SURELY YOU ALL WONDER WHY I DISAPPEARED... KIDDING, I KNOW YOU DONT CARE, BUT ILL EXPLAIN ANYWAY. THE SQUAWK BEAST TORE ME UP REALLY GOOD AND LEFT ME PRETTY BADLY INJURED. SO I TOOK A REST, TRIED TO HEAL BEST I COULD. I AM OKAYISH NOW, BUT I DO HAVE ONE THING TO SAY, I FUCKING HATE THAT ONE BITCH PISEAG. SHE LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THAT BIRD FOR TOO DAMN LONG BEFORE COMING TO MY RESCUE. I UNDERSTAND OUR CLASS DIFFERENCE AND ALL, BUT ISNT SHE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME "SUPER DUPER SKILLED HUNTER"? SO YEAH, ON ANOTHER NOTE, HER CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILLS ARE AWFUL. NO SMILES OR GREETINGS, ISNT THE POINT OF HER JOB TO BE IN SERVICE OF OTHERS? I GET THE SENSE SHE ISNT GRATEFUL FOR HER JOB OR POSITION.
):1I GOT DROPPED, THANK FUCK. I AM SO TIRED OF SCREAMING AND THAT STUPID HUNTER LADY ONLY HELPED ME AFTER THE 3RD TIME I PASSED OUT.
>=>}Not My Fault You Don't CKnow The Basics For, Freeing Yourself From A Squawk Beasts Talons. Literally Not My Fault And I Did Help You In The End. So Quit CComplaining. -9-
):1HELP A SQUAWK BEAST WONT LET GO OF ME, FUCK MY ARM HURTS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
):1SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT A CIGARETTE OUT ON ME. #NSFW #TOXICYURIGOALS
dUdE ok pEoplE kEEp sAyIn shit lIkE this cOnstAntly it cAnnOt pOssIbly fEEl that gOOd. #nsfw
♯whynot go a ♯stepfurther & get ♯immolated
):1HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM HERE TO POST RANDOM PHRASES TO ACT AS REMINDERS THAT YOU CAN JUST SAY SHIT.
Sorry but I think like every other user here beat mew to that gimmewck mew~ 💖✨
):1WELL SHIT. GUESS THAT JUST MEANS I NEED TO SAY SHIT PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF DUMMY TEXT