Loreim Ipsumm
@unintelligentCharacters
MY PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS TO SIMPLY FILL SPACE ):<
Δlri-ght, everyth-ing hΔs cΔlmed døwn... sø whΔt the fuck wΔs thΔt th-ing??? l-ike ΔctuΔlly whΔt the fuck?
):1HEY SO, THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE THING I SAW EARLIER.
):1SO I'VE RECENTLY BEEN SEEING SOME WEIRD SHIT IN THE ALLEYS OF MY HIVE CITY... LIKE ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. BUT THEY'RE ALL WRONG? LIKE THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL WITH THEIR BIOLOGY AND STUFF... IMPOSSIBLE FEATURES MASHED TOGETHER, STRANGE COLOR, AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD ON SOME OF THEM... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
its Ωnly a matter Ωf time befΩre sΩme lΩvv res videΩ Ωf it ends up Ωn grubtube vvith sΩmeΩne claiming its a cryptid Ωr alien Messangers frΩm the mΩΩn eh? VVasn't that a vveird myth thΩusands Ωf svveeps in the past befΩre trΩlls have ever left the pravvns Ωf the alternian atmΩsphere
):1YEAH, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. APPARENTLY THERE'S TROLLS OUT THERE NOW CLAIMING TO HAVE RECEIVED VISIONS FROM THE MOON AND ABOUT SOME GREAT DISASTER HAPPENING IN THE FUTURE TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL OR SOMETHING. APPARENTLY THEY SAY THAT THIS MESSENGER IS THE CATALYST FOR THE ENTIRE THING. HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHO'D HONESTLY FALL FOR THAT CRAP THOUGH. SHIT SOUNDS OVERLY WEIRD AND CONVOLUTED. ALMOST LIKE FICTION THAT DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR THE ENDING.
Ωh vveird is it like sΩme vveird religiΩus thing? Like the vvhΩle signless cult frΩm centuries agΩ? SΩmething abΩut Alternia being destrΩyed by the cΩming Ωf anΩther Ωne Ωf his blΩΩdcΩlΩr? I thΩught all the fΩllΩvvers gΩt culled Yeah idk sΩunds like mΩre superstitiΩus nΩnsense drummed up. vvhats the big deal vvith this mΩΩn trΩll anyvvays? are they even a trΩll?
):1FROM WHAT I HEARD, APPARENTLY HIS HEAD IS LIKE... A WHITE BALL? LIKE FROM A POOL TABLE. ITS SO WEIRD. APPARENTLY SOME OF THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES ADOPTED THE SIGNLESS SYMBOL AND APPARENTLY SOME ARE FOLLOWING THE ORIGINAL FAITH. SHIT IS WILD AF.
Avv damn, these vveird religiΩus cults that pΩp up every nΩvv and again are sΩ strange. YΩu're gΩnna tell me a queball is gΩing arΩund giving randΩm trΩlls visiΩns Ωf the apΩcalypse? shit vvheres my invite :( Must be enjΩying tΩΩ much mind hΩney again... I've heard that gives sΩme pretty vvild visiΩns
):1SO I'VE HEARD, CAN'T IMAGINE THE MORNING AFTER THOUGH... IT'D BE FUNNY THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF IF IT WASN'T SO SAD TO THINK THEY GENUINELY BELIEVE THE WORLD IS ENDING BECAUSE OF SOME... "THING" THAT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE ANY CREATURE OR TROLL WE KNOW ABOUT.
Mind hΩney hangΩver sΩunds miserableeeeeeee Yeah I'm vvith yΩu there, yΩu mean tΩ tell me theres an inanimate giant queball Ωut there? This sΩunds like sΩmething Ωut Ωf a shitty cartΩΩn fΩr vvigglers. I'd get if it vvas an alien Ωr even a trΩll but a giant queball? Thats kinda sad...
):1SO TRUE. I'D BETTER START MAKING MY WAY HOME BEFORE I GET CAUGHT IN CONFLICT WITH A MUTANT OR THE THING THAT MADE IT.
Be safe, vvatch fΩr drΩnes! It aint easy fΩr us brΩnzeblΩΩds Ωut there
):1YEAH, I'LL BE CAREFUL! STAY SAFE YOURSELF AS WELL, I RATHER ENJOYED OUR BANTER.
):1WHAT IS GOONING? I DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY MENTION IT AND IT IS BECOMING A CONCERN SEEING IT WITH THE #NSFW TAG. WHAT IS IT? A FRUIT?
-=[goregle it ! x-)_☺]=-
):1ALL I GET ARE PICTURES OF RUGGED MEN WITH STOLEN GOODS. IS GOONING A CRIMINAL ACT??? IS IT STEALING? ORGANIZED CRIME?
-=[nooo no no yyouu get back in there and goregle it again waggles myprong at you_☺]=-
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Gooning is the divine process of losing your soul to corruption so the elder gods may take your vessel @~,@
):1I KEEP GETTING PICTURES OF GUYS WITH STUBBLE AND A WEIRDLY BUFF ARM ASYMMETRICAL TO THE OTHER.
-=[tuurn your unsafesearch on ??_☺]=-
):1OOOOOOOOH I SEE THIS IS A DEFINITELY #NSFW THING. LOTS OF BONE BULGE IN MY IMAGES. WOW SUDDENLY THE ONE BUFF ARM MAKES SENSE.
>=>}Hey, So I See This Bronze Blood Getting Grubnapped By A Squawk Beast, Should I Help Her Or Let Her Figure This Out Herself? https://file.garden/adr2oz6hmw6ehcpu/loreim%20gets%20birdnapped.png -9-
):1QUIT HAVING A VOTE AND FUCKING HELP ME!
):1HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM HERE TO POST RANDOM PHRASES TO ACT AS REMINDERS THAT YOU CAN JUST SAY SHIT.
Sorry but I think like every other user here beat mew to that gimmewck mew~ 💖✨
):1WELL SHIT. GUESS THAT JUST MEANS I NEED TO SAY SHIT PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF DUMMY TEXT