← @unreservedParadigm

<body> ** if you boil cheetos in just the right way they kind of become shitty noodles. ask me how i know. </body>

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X I don’t need to, I can imagine we found out the same way. x

^you should not be allowed near a stove i think>

<body> ** who's going to stop me? you? don't make me laugh. </body>

^i'm not going to stop you im just going to hope and pray for it to come to pass>

<' how do you know? :0 '>

<body> ** i boiled cheetos in just the right way to make shitty noodles. </body>

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<' wow. what is the exact right way? '>

<body> ** trade secret. this might be too powerful of a technique to share. </body>

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<' oh, okay. thank you anyway. '>