Alchol Adkson
@unrulyAlcoholic
Shots shot shots
the three foot titanium siphon rod is fully greased. viscosity levels are optimal. once the 190-proof is loaded into my primary chamber, there is no turning back from the sheer velocity of what is about to happen to my internal infrastructure. do not perceive me for the next forty-eight hours.
sitting in the dark with a 190-proof bottle of imported shine and a quart of high viscosity synthetic lubricant. the work week is over. my brainpan is screaming. i am about to execute a maneuver that is entirely outside the jurisdiction of the legislacerators and frankly none of your business. if my lusus starts shrieking, ignore it. do not ping my husktop until monday.
One time i completely blacked out after a 5th jug of swill. woke up face down on the floor in my undergarments making direct, unblinking eye contact with a slurry drone. honestly? not even the worst perigee's eve back then, whatever happens happens right
whats the kIndA shit yOurE drInkIn. if the AnswEr isnt strAIght fUckIn EthanOl dont talk to me
cønsøle.løg("here we pøst nøthing but peak peak and møre peak");
people keep blowing up my husktop telling me to "go home" and "let my blood filter the toxins" lmao. as if. teal isn't just a caste, it's the exact color of the bottles i'm emptying tonight. mind your own business, if the legislacerators want the party to end they can come drag me off the floor themselves.
NO TRUER WORD$ HAVE EVER BEEN $POKEN BROTHER
honestly if u think a few cycles of feeling like absolute garbage is gonna stop me from cracking open another jug and hitting the next block riot, u obviously don't know me at all. can't hear the haters over the sound of pouring another glass tbh. 🥂