
I AM 1 CALIBORN TALL

EXTREMELY LOuD INCORRECT BuZZER SOuND SO BLOODCOT BuRSTINGLY LOuD IT MAKES ALL OF YOuR FACE RESEMBLE THE DORKY SWIRLS ON YOuR INCOMPLETE CHEEKS. AN EVEN LOuDER. SECONDARY BuZZER. AS A BACKuP TO THE FIRST. FOR WHEN THE SPEAKERS BuRST. ON ACCOuNT. OF PROPORTIONATELY LOuD WRONGNESS. YOu ARE JuST uNDER. ONE CALIBORN TALL. BECAuSE I WILL ALWAYS BE ABOVE YOu. YOu DORKASS HOODIE HuFFING SIMPLETON SIMP.

documenting you specifically as 1/2 caliborn tall

YOu CAN JuST SAY YOu DONT GET ANY GAME WE WONT JuDGE

THAT IS AN AWFuLLY. ONE FOuRTH CALIBORN TALL OPINION. FOR AN ALLEGEDLY. ONE HALF CALIBORN TALL. THING. WHO SHE/HuRT YOu? LET ME KNOW. SO I CAN ADMIRE THEIR HANDIWORK. AND COMPARE NOTES. YOu ARE A DORK. AN uNADuLTERATED DORK. A FASCINATINGLY FEEBLE THING. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. AND THIS REASON ALONE. THAT I KEEP YOu ALIVE WITHOuT RESERVATION. BuT YOuR PuSSILLANIMOuS HELLO KITTYING AROuND. IS FuCKING BAFFLING TO ME. THAT IS THE SORT OF SHIT. MY SISTER WOuLD SAY. SHE WOuLD CALL HERSELF ONE CALIBORN TALL. AND IT WOuLD DRIVE ME FuCKING HOMICIDALLY uP THE WALL. WITH SEVERAL BODIES IN TOW. LuCKILY. SHE IS DEAD. DEMONSTRABLY SO. OBSERVE. @calliOpe

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