Laika Harley

17 hours ago

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

transgender

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

hive defense tip own a musket for hive defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. four ruffians break into my hive. "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors barkbeast. i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. he bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. just as the founding fathers intended. #violence #gore #shitposting