#shitposting
hive defense tip own a musket for hive defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. four ruffians break into my hive. "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors barkbeast. i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. fix bayonet and charge the last...Read more
she playing on my tip, going ouch ouch boingy on my bonky, wigga pee pee, i'm like yay!
bitches will post a masked maniac holding a blade to someones throat with the caption "me and who" it's me lmfao i'm bitches #nsfwe #horror #violence #gore #shitposting
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎"The bønd's Name. James Name." Pleased tø… what? "Bønd Name's the james." Are yøu alright? "Bames Nønd's having a strønk, call a Bøndulance." #shitpøsting˚.⭒
i've l0st track of which v0lley they're on and d0n't know fuck all 0f anyone here s0 it's back two #shitposting
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Dave's smash or pass and its consequences has been a disaster for chittr users #nsfw #shitposting
first time in a saw trap kinda nervous #shitposting from a warehouse uhhh brb gotta run through this shit rq