"MY MUTATIONS OSTRACIZED ME, WAAAH." "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CULLED, THAT WAS THE WRONG WAY TO REVOLUTIONIZE TROLL SOCIETY, WAAAH." LICKING OLD, MEANINGLESS WOUNDS. IF YOU HAD ANY STIFFNESS IN YOUR POSTURE POLE, YOU'D BE FIGURING OUT WAYS TO STICK IT TO THE TROLLS IN POWER, OR BETTER YET, HOW TO STUFF CROCKERCROP, SINCE EARTH-C SEEMS NOW TO BE THE TRUE SEAT OF UNWARRANTED AUTHORITARIANISM AROUND HERE.
Keanu stop this nonsense. I have just watched the epic rap battles of history featuring you and bill and lewis and clark and i think this is way out of your wheelhouse!
not all earths c! that's bUt one particUlar limb of the timeline tree. UnfortUnately, in those timelines, oUr beloved jane mUst have encoUntered some trigger for some latent condesce brainwashing during her formative years, leading her down a dark, dark path. it jUst took one pUsh in the exact wrong direction. she's alright over here, thoUgh! lovely woman, absolUtely darling.