@croesusKingpin As promised, proof I am not an iteration of that other thing. Full disclosure, barista saw me struggling with the selfie and insisted on taking the shot. Also she promised to comp me a drink if I said Papa Smoke so there we have it.
You rate aliens on a different scale? I think that constitutes as xenophobia, bébé.
At least you have the excuse, I lived through the last 40 years of their development in real time.
ᐖ I MORE MENT LIEK HUMANS ᐖEF WULᐖGE FINK U A 10. NO HRONZ IZNT BOOTY STANᐖARᐖZ IM SORY. ᐛ
Depends on the circle I'm in at the time, but I have been know to ""pull"".
ᐖ AT FIRST I FOUGHT U WAS GUNNA SAY U GROW HORNZ SUMTIMEZ I WUZ LIEK WOAGH ᐛ
ᐖ U ᐖGON HAV HORNEᐖ APE????? ᐛ
Tragically. Though I'm sure if I pass through enough doors I will find an Earth that does.


