Tereus Taipen
@venomousDeliberation
Primary S"ource Of Consspiraciess, Alterniative Newss And Reptiless. He/Him | Prince Of Blood | Land of Circuits and Secrets Matesprit with @ambitiousRaver
< Beefed with a wizard earlier who ssmacked me then sset my sshoess on fire. Wizardss are sstill dickss. :>~
< Beefing with wizardss happenss becausse they keep trying to sstep to me. I don't sstart it and they don't have the sspell sslotss to end it. :>~
< Hass anyone elsse gotten sstrange messssagess from their future sself? Take the L dude I didn't do that sshit you did. :>~
< Literal fucking Demonss on the timeline trying to get people to ssay their name. No sshow on any wizardss to take care of it. Wizardss take another L. :>~
- Say say say my name! - Rude, I'm not a demon. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
< No sshade on you Mr Gheisst ssir. But the the longer you exisst the thicker and fatter the L wizardss take. :>~
- Say say say my name! - What wizards? I've been alive for a loooooong time kid. I'm an evil spirit, not some wizard's pet project. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
< They sset my sshit on fire once. They're about, jusst lazy bumss. :>~
< Anyone ssusspect their friend might get a sseer classss? Fucker keepss telling me what'ss going to happen but they only dm me to tell me when I'm about to trip and fall over. #vaguepossting :>~
SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD SAY THAT. THE SEER GUIDED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO.
< I knew a guy who could parry an explossion with a ssword. I knew another entirely sseparate guy who could parry sswordss with an explossion. Wonder what happened to them. :>~
i cꙮuld parry air ꙮut ꙮf peꙮple's lungs ꙮne time. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
unfꙮrtunately, i can't dꙮ it anymꙮre. cꙮmpletely lꙮst the muscle memꙮry all at ꙮnce, ꙮne day. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
< If anyone asskss, I wear the tinfoil hat for fasshion. Iss it not in fact to protect my brainwavess from the pssychicss attacking me each day. :>~
< There iss a ssecret Cabal of elitess who Elect each other and vote on issssuess pertaining to the public. They call thiss a Democracy and it iss widely known to be a hidden sstate ssecret. #tereusstypingss #consspiracy :>~
< I do not want to play "Hivess of Ligmar" It iss a ssilly game that cosstss a lot of money. :>~
< Tereuss' Tip for the day. Throw rockss at your partnerss window until they resspond to you. :>~
< IF you ssee any picturess of me in a compromissing possition, you do not ssee that sshit. Do not @ me do not even look at my handle. :>~
< There iss a weather machine being controlled by a mad sscientisst or evil governor ssending heatwavess to my hive. :>~
< The firsst thing I ssee when I wake up and open my timeline iss sshirtlessss freakitssauruss sshirtlessss today iss NIGHTMARIS"H. :>~
< Thiss issn't even a vague posst it'ss @gildedLivewire that man iss S"CULPTED to rage bait me. :>~
< Time for emailss, one of them I received a bit ago featured a giant hole appearing in the Trollss back yard. They desscribed it ass a regular ssink hole but over time they sstarted to hear noissess, the video they ssent with the email sshowss what appearss to be ssome ancient lussii sstaring at him. #cryptolussology #tereusstypingss #horror :>~
< Follow up to thiss, I don't even know if he noticed it in there. He jusst pointss the camera at the hole and hassn't ressponded to any formss of communication ssince I ssaw it. :>~
< WHY IS" MY RECUPERACOON DRY AND EMPTY. :>~
< Why doessn't S"issyphuss ssimply leave the rock behind, the idiot. "Oh he HAS" to pussh the boulderss" Yeah, only when people are looking. :>~
< I know about my ancesstor incessssantly. My Kissmessiss truly believess in it and ass ssuch hass told me about it, believing that we are entwined in ssome way. S"he glossssess over the ssinss our ancesstorss committed in favour of her romantic idealss. :>~
< If it were cutessy or romantic it'd be fine. But mine and her ancesstorss sstory goess far beyond moralss. :>~
< The Hoofbeasst iss back. :>~
< Whilsst I wass away, a video wass ssent to me of "The S"inging Canyon", jusst a sshort video sshowing how the windss reverberat off of the wallss crearing a "Whisstle" or a "Gentle ssong". One of the videoss featured the canyon sscreaming hiss name but like, you know. #tereusstypingss #horror :>~