The only real Lord here is Kris.

WQAAAT but @unhackabledottildeUath coooolll

NO NO CASEY HAS A POINT
Oh hey we thought you were dead

I AM NOT SURPRISED. I LITERALLY JUST HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN STALKING THE SITE A LITTLE FOR THE SAKE OF PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT WHILE I AM NOT AS BUSY. I DO NOT SEE MYSELF MAKING MY PRESENCE KNOWN ALL TOO OFTEN HERE AGAIN FROM NOW ON EITHER. BUT I AM IN FACT HERE. SOMETHING SOMETHING LORD ENGLISH ALREADY HERE HAAHAAHOOHOO LETS MOVE ON.
Let me guess Killing?

I MEAN, ITS MORE CALCULATED THAN THAT. SPREADING THE WORD OF LORD ENGLISH VIA DESTRUCTION OF CIVILIZATIONS IS THE MAJOR GIST. BUT THERES MORE TO IT THAN JUST KILLING. THERES AN ART TO CAUSING AND CREATING HORROR IN THE PEOPLE TO ALLOW THE TERROR TO SPREAD TO ALL WHO ARE STILL ALIVE. SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND.
Hmm We should fight one day :)

HM ... YES, I AGREE. IM SURE YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE TRUE POWER OF LORD ENGLISH AND THE TRUEST POTENTIAL YOU MISSED OUT ON ONCE YOU GET YOUR FOUL INCOMPETENT ASS HANDED TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER. HAAHAAHOOHEEHOO. I STILL HAVE SOME MORE BUSINESS TO CONDUCT AT THE MOMENT. BUT YOUR BOLD OFFER WILL BE KEPT IN MIND. FUCK YOU.
Whatever makes you sleep better :)

STOP USING THAT SMILE. YOU DONT EVER USE THAT IN TYPICAL CONVERSATION. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN.