
me when i corner dave nowhere left 2 run now time 2 get into the jar

hey sirir fuck this fucker up for me capture this bomb as rhyme hit record hey siri siri you whore record record record not record for fucks sake what granny ass gramophone shit do you think my setup is i aint doing vinyl siri record

oh wow that was very impressive im not laughin or anything

hey surreal hey cereal siei siri how do i blow up an empty headed void bitch no i dont want a balloon bitch how the fuck that is an actual whole ass service people pay rental money for siri how many years to age a jar to fucking dust assume time powers shit that is way too long

yeah well sheets about to get real backspace backspace backspace fucking come on sheryl surreal hey sugar reel hey all caps SIRI fuck

u should do another one

death is way too merciful for the likes of you

awe that’s so kind of u

i cannot wait until you find a sweet honey and the two of you are on some freaky ass shrinky dink jar date or whatever and you do some embarrassing shit like voice crack or burp or say a word wrong and i stroll up and replay that moment like a bajillion gazillion times for your dates convenience it is so over for you

what kind of dates do u think im taking ppl on also u know if u want 2 spend time with me u can just say so

oh dope yeah what you just said