Xanzie Fazeck
@votiveMarionette
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if i magicallY tчrned into a spider one night, i expect Yoч to pчt me in Yoчr maw and chew #horror
ð“‹¹ I Wouldn't! Spiders Are Rather Sweet Creatures. Wouldn't You Prefer A Little Terrarium? :) ð“‹¹
i;d rather Yoч cчll me in the most violent manner possible ;/ rip mY fronds off one bY one, splaY mY tract open and smear the bloodY viscera over the floor, then torch me alive ;caчse it;d be hot ;) #violence
ð“‹¹ That Sounds Rather Intensive And Incredibly Sticky. ð“‹¹
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<body> ** when is sweaty lightning phlegmpsi coming back? </body>
ð“‹¹ What A Great Question! We All Miss Sweaty Lightning, Right? I'll Be Sure To Ask My Superiors About The Possibility Of A Reissue. Or Not, Maybe! April Fools! Haha. ð“‹¹
ð“‹¹ I Apologize. I Didn't Mean To Refuse. It Was Simply A Joke. For The Occasion. Do Forgive Me. ð“‹¹
°0 Nevermind, it was just my tranquilizers. I have not run out, not sure why they keep sending them. I behave at prime efficiency without them, ugh. #substance (3-) 0°
ð“‹¹ Everything In Moderation, Ordovi. ð“‹¹
°0 Of course. My handlers think I need them to make rational decisions, but I feel more like myself when livid and out of control. Still, I will indulge... (3-) 0°
ð“‹¹ Screaming Underwater Feels So Nice. ð“‹¹
°0 One thing we seem to agree over. The strain on the membranes is cathartic. You should try breaking a brick with your knuckles next. (3-) 0°
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this is telling perhaps f.o°r the future demand.... I sh.o°uld be st.o°cking up maybe...
ð“‹¹ Well, Considering How Yummy This New Flavour Is, I'd Be Surprised If They Didn't Sell Out, Haha! I'd Be Stocking Up If I Were You. #sponsoredpost ð“‹¹