User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Chchow is your friend!

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

it's tough. unbreakable.

This user is being watched.

This user vacillates pitch black.

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