
who would win in a fight me or dave strider

tallying up votes

oh shut up who wouldnt jade harley absolutely pubstomp she can literally be the universe sized thats like a rollercoaster with an infinitely expanding cutoff for must be this tall to ride the ass beaten by train skip

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Well if it's my Jade she would lose against any scientist character in Transformers. Too busy making heart eyes and crushing.

oh nevermind every jade mogs on me except for your jade specifically she has a rare defect that makes her incredibly susceptible to pisseasy assbeatings
No she can still win against you.

sorry i took a sec to respond i was busy picking up a boxed set of ass beatings inflicted on your loserly jade or whatever i was all autobutts lets transform and roll out another assbeating optimus punted her into the fucking stratosphere ratchet came in with the axel grease elbow maneuver oh no oh fuck oh no whats that is that holy shit unicron prime that form isnt even fucking canon but hes still voiced by orson welles oh my god that booming reverb oh bye jade bye bye gone so soon decepticonively soon
Clearly you don't know your Jade Harley lore and wasn't paying attention to which transformers.

i literally invoked unicron prime and plus why would i learn the lore of a jade harley who got her ass beat on national television with forty thousand plus people canonically all tuning in and jeering and making fun of her and laughing and pointing that would be a huge ass waste of my time and ive got literal unlimited time

also why the fuck are you talking about jade harley lore and which transformers toy she likes like its some kind of air fryer man get out