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if mr prez gets to bring someone into cabinet and then make out with them so do i. lookin for a vice assistant secretary to the secretary of homeland security who will let me use em as a footstool every now and then and carry my stuff and pike do paperwork sometimes i guess cuz i dont wanna do allat either
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
I don't know who this JeRxma peRxson is but he looks fucked up and in need of some kind of medical attention. ᝰ
sure! heres ten ideas 0n h0w t0 increase y0ur s0cial standing in y0ur flarp gr0up #1: cull the leader 0f y0ur gr0up
SUPER CONDUCTIVVE LOWWBLOOD COLLIDER this 1.6 billion caegar superproject has receivved funding after a heated debate in the congressional halls on earth c but the obama administration has been crucial in movvin this construction forwward the collider wwould in theory accelerate lowwbloods to near light speed and explode them together creatin the hyperfine substance knowwn as trashium
glub #glubposting
ALSO CANNONS, CANNONS ARE PRETTY COOL AS WELL.
FUCK YEAH TREBUCHETS AND BALLISTIA'S AND CATAPULTS AND BATTERING RAMS AND WHATNOT #TREBUCHETTUESDAYS
I'm goin to run an auction tomorrow on four new troll bounties to fulfill. T)(ose w)(o can kill t)(em will be paid DOUBL----E t)(e bounty posted in t)(e auction. Prepare yourselves. Some of you continue to fail to understand )(ow )(ot I can make t)(is water )(ere.
(Can we talk on the phone or something?) 'Cause when I call (When I call you on the phone) I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you (Uh) I hope you answer
What's the point of bein' rich when you wake up alone? What's the point of goin' home when it ain't nobody there? Fuck that, I grab my bike and phone home in the air
The r★pier l★cks my od★chi's power, but I ★m ★ble to ★tt★ck f★ster. Might h★ve to give it some more tests
Should I try out ★ new type of sword?
One, two; you're the girl that I want Three, four, five, six, seven; shit Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this And I just couldn't take it, you're so motherfuckin' gorgeous #violence #stalking #toxiclove
☆ I Kut it with my teeth by biting it until it’s gone liKe a normal person☆
nah i want to show it whos in control. durr
Good Afternoon, Team! Are we all having a Super day today?