
BUDDY (2026). LOW BUDGET HORROR. AND EXPERIMENTAL FILM. AND HAUNTED DOLLS. ARE ***SO FUCKING BACK.*** IT'S RARE TO SEE A MOVIE. THAT FEELS MORE LIKE A SHORT FILM COLLECTION. OR A BINGED SEASON OF A DERANGED WEBSERIES. BUT STILL FLOWS. AS A SINGLE COHERENT NARRATIVE. I AM LOATH TO SPOIL. ANY ELEMENT. OF THIS TRULY INNOVATIVE MASTERWORK. HOWEVER. I WILL SAY THIS. DID THE ART PROVOKE A RESPONSE. UNQUESTIONABLY. DID I PURCHASE A BUDDY PLUSHIE. OF COURSE. WAS THIS THE MOST NAUSEATINGLY ACCURATE REPRESENTATION. OF PISSING OFF A REALITY BENDER. IN ALL OF CINEMA HISTORY. YES. EASILY. AFTER OBSESSION. AND BACKROOMS. AND NOW THIS. IT JUST MIGHT BE BIG BUDGET GRUBTUBER SUMMER. FOUR AND A HALF BALLS. BECAUSE THE HAUNTED DOLL WHO PSYCHICALLY SUGGESTED I WASTE SEVERAL HOURS OF MY NIGHT OFF ON THIS. WOULD GET AN EVEN BIGGER HEAD. IF I GAVE IT ALL FIVE. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️🌗/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
